When I told the girl that in this dress she looked like a fallos with her hands, I least expected her to hide her hands.

Eclipse: What are you doing?
Tagged: Faith Talk
Jules: And you?
Eclipse: The Truth Shakes...

We’re going to get the maffia!
2 What?
The SsangYong Actyon
1: Diesel with automaton
2: clear... could answer simply "yes"

Faust: Generally speaking, by the time she split up to the pants on my face, all the smiley of flattering appeared.

dima-kancerv:Do you have a status "unavailable" worth it?
Suicide Blonde: I am

The office moved to a new office in a new building. Only recently hanged tablets with room numbers. I rushed back and looked at the side. 406, 405, a door without a number, 403... I Knew!!! to

Kolya Klaus Rudinsky has left the group "<<People Saved by Chuck Norris>>"

English is very brainstormed, do you know what "pakpakpak" is? (It is written like this)

I broke through the box with the child's drawing items, found the album Tom & Jerry, on the cover means a cat with a mouse, and above them this "packpack".

I sat for a moment, stuck, trying to think.

My brain refused to perceive, in the context of American multicolors, the simple Russian word “colour!”

On the torrent tracker:

Mcline: Remove information about the publisher. About the publisher, not the developer. Otherwise, the distribution may be

Kilkus: What will change?

deadlymercury: in order for AdinCa to be able to prove that it is their disk - they will have to download it, as a result they will commit a criminal act - and they can be sentenced for downloading a pirated copy of 1C products
Laws must be respected!

The first seminar on the history of the country. Prepodsa decided to check the erudition of the people:
Who knows how Nicholas ended his life?
Everyone is silent. A serious voice from one of the sitting in the audience:
is dead.

Yesterday I saw in the kitchen on the wall of the sliding cockroach, I think the man, where he came from... Well, and swung up with a tapk, so that it hardly seemed, but it turned out to have missed. From a strong blow, the cockroach fell to the floor. He didn't have time and a couple of centimeters crashed like a falling tiles clamped on top of him.
Houses and walls help))

Kitty: and I really think that there is an invisible connection between the animal and the owner... one day my cat hurt my leg, so I just got the leg sick...
Megy3o6oy: FUCK THAT!!!! Tomorrow I will have my cat!!!! to

in news on one of the information sites
15:13 -Admin really wants to eat
15:15 -Admin begins to digest itself slowly
15:20 -Admin found something similar to Soviet baking cake
15:32 - Welcome to the website

Do not scream at me, I am your brother. It is stupid!
Don’t scream, I’m your sister. It is stupid!

Hello, did she jump out when I entered the aska?
The brain

Do you know that I was filming porn?? to
You are chasing =)
xx to answer? I was 20 years old then, I could even give a recording.
Go on to soap.
XXX: I sent, there is a first-rate allowance. " I fuck with the electric motor " =))

Ksju: bought Pomelo - such a huge citrus, paid 150 rubles, and in the "five" the same for only 90
Neptun8: in the "five" not pomelo
Ksju: What then?
Neptun 8: Orange from Chernobyl

Where can I go, not drinking, not smoking man?
2nd Naked

<xxx> Hello
<yyy> Healthy
<xxx> Listen, I’ve gotten that you don’t turn off the aska and your brother is constantly sitting behind the comp! Eppt, he can’t write in your aska. Is he a fool or what?! to
<yyy> Sani is not, he is in the universe.

An employee burned out today (February 14):"Well... Infected with a virus... Did you want the day of all lovers? Get it – we’ll fuck it all day!"