The child came from behind and said, “Daddy, look.” When I turned around, he kept my iPad at the level of my face, pressed the Buy button and bought something using my face image as a verification. Not even nine in the morning, and I was already burned.

In the first class of the universe we were sent to undergo a medical examination. Gynecologist on the line. Shy and red, I go into the office. The doctor doesn’t even look at me, writing something. I sit on a chair and sit for a few minutes. The doctor does not react. I coughed to attract attention. The doctor reluctantly strips his head from the records and issues:

is pregnant?

and no.

So what might bother you? Let it go.

With years comes not experience, but disease.

My friend in her youth, still in Soviet times, worked on the railroad as an instructor in safety technology. Once she had to participate in the investigation of the violation of the rules by a guide from a student squad. When landing in Moscow, the entire car was filled with super-elite dogs, who went to an international exhibition somewhere in Europe, and accompanied by their owners. The International Express rarely stopped, only in the big cities and almost at every stop the girl ripped the stop cranes at departure, because the perfectly trained animals could not find the tree on the asphalt-filled platforms and fled to meet the need away from the stations. The breakdown of the stop-kran is an emergency, the train lagged behind the schedule, after the trip the girl was called for a breakdown, the case smelled like dismissal...

She said about the following: my mother was very strict and when I was a kid, we walked in the street and I wanted for a little need, she always said: tolerate to the house, daughter, on the street it is uncomfortable to do it. I learned to endure. Once I was walking alone, I wanted a pi-pi, I ran home, but my mom went shopping, there was no key, the neighbors were at work, and because of this upbringing I almost broke a bubble. Now I always regret those who, like me, have been trained to harm their health. You can fired me.

Members of the committee jumped out of the tables and confined themselves to excuses.

When we are sure that Sechin, Miller, ministers and deputies will not be moved anywhere, it may be time for them to cut their wages a little - then there will be enough for the country's economy to rise, and the poor and pensioners will not have to go.