xxx :D You are a cowboy
YYYY :
I am a dolphin.
xxx :D You are a cowboy
yyy: *disappeared from the pressure of irrefutable argument*

She still has a strange name. not our own. Amanda Isabella is. She has a father like him.
2 is foolish?

Arturio: What did you argue about?
tertuykalach: Status in contact “Popperlo: won a webcam, made a Nabate offer and hit the baash!” burned my priorities.

Poster in the metro:
"Sweden vs. the...Sweden"

Today I went with a colleague from work under a strong wind, and he recalled the story in the subject.

They go with a girl to the field, where cows are grazing. A strong wind rises.
She: Will the wind suddenly take me down?
He has no back mind.The cow does not blow the wind.

P.S The girl is positive, so both just cracked))

After a night of cultural rest, 8 in the morning, the girl (D) writes on Skype with a mobile friend (P), who has already reached the comp in the neighboring room:

D: by Tol
A: Good morning
D: I pretend I'm sleeping and you say let him wake up and go to the kitchen and make me an omelette and coffee as he promised in the evening
Do you eat an omelette?
D: I don’t care if I just remove my foot from my face – I can neither stand up nor open my mouth!
D: and to go there longer - I quietly take home and if he asks you say that you do not know my name and that we had nothing with him.

Dressed for the exam.
yyy: +5 to intelligence :D
xxx and put a coin in a shoe.
+10 to good luck :D
XXX: and fuck the textbook.
YYY: Yes, you have real chances of passing the exam, do you hope to have taken the textbook in the library, or do you all struggle together with one bitch as with Nastycha? :D

Tatiana (00:49:47 19/04/2011)
How do you feel about Peggy?

Vovik (00:50:06 19/04/2011)
For what?? to

Vovik (00:50:16 19/04/2011)
Peggygink is what?? to

Tatiana (00:50:32 19/04/2011)
Peggying (English Pegging is derived from Angl. Peg (peg) is a type of heterosexual sex in which a woman, using a phalloimiter or a strapon, penetrates into the anus of a man.

Vovik (00:50:50 19/04/2011)
Go to shit.

Tatiana (00:51:05 19/04/2011)
That is positive :D

Boys, remember – if a woman says ‘no one likes me...’ (as an option of ‘I don’t have sex’), she always means someone specific!!! to

I jumped into GTA4. You said there are prostitutes here and you can horrify them in the car... I went around the city at night and didn’t find them.
If you don’t even want a prostitute to play...

Kljaksa: I decided to lose weight from today. To work and from work pulled on foot, my legs hurt, chew! In this way, it saved 72 rubles on transportation!

Kljaksa:...on the way back near the house didn’t stand and for the saved money bought 2 chocolates (((

XXX is Hi! You finally bought a new monitor, congratulations!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: but fucking how did you know, I just bought yesterday, I haven't told anyone yet!! How is?
xxx: And why would you still create on the forum topic "People, help find porn in Full-HD 1080p" :D
yyy: >_< black

xxx ( 23:51:06 )
Why does the status change every 5 minutes?
yyy ( 23:51:31 )
How they change?
xxx ( 23:52:33 )
Employed - gone, busy - gone
yyy ( 23:53:26 )
I just watch a movie...hz..will probably when I touch the psk he changes
xxx ( 23:53:40 )
What do you touch?
yyy ( 23:55:17 )
Their ?

XX: Do you think of me as an idiot?
Tagged: lf
YYY: No

<Sny> it was not so difficult for me to surrender that to explain to my young man that I do not hide anything from him and my password from contact - 'I will not tell'

Anya: When will you have a party? Am I missed?
I am sick :(
Anya is poor. Can I bring you something?
Dima – the sex!! to
Will the temperature not rise?
Dima – Don’t worry! Everything will rise!
Anya: Well I have no doubt, you can always rely on this plan!
Dima – Here is it! Rely on me!

Today sat: a book, a cigarette and an electric scooter. I hate the future.

What was yesterday? How to remember... how to remember... ahah, remembered!!! and Blythe! How to forget, how to forget?! to

xxx: You, he has done a lot of discoveries in school.
XXX: We are in biology. The subject of genetics. Before that, there were all the grasses there, flowers... came to people. The student asks - let's say, my mom is a blonde blue-eyed, dad is a brown-eyed brunette, grandparents are the same, and the son is a brown-eyed blonde. Is it possible? How to know? Kolya thought and gave the answer - "to repeat the intersection". The lesson ended long before the call. You are robots.

xxx: be careful, don’t touch the rap cock (((
YYY : Why?
Zzz: Your hands will smell.