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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16631
 19.05.2009
A work composed of other works or parts thereof?
Bot: Advice _ _ _ _
fromKorolev: Diploma

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16630
 19.05.2009
From the game to the mafia.

MafiaGameServer: Dan (a peaceful citizen) was killed by a maniac in the night. The hat in the ass confirms this version of experts.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16629
 19.05.2009
There is a discussion about the fight against cockroaches:

XXX: What about the cockroach killer? Plants a glass bowl with dozens of cockroaches, they will start to eat each other, eventually only one remains, you release it and he tosses all the other cockroaches.

Yyy: or he will raise up the rebellion and force me out.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №16628
 19.05.2009
Handur
By the way, you won’t believe the happiness... in terms of the matrix.

We went, I remember, to drink vodka with the praporters. In front of us is a tired man. He pushes him strongly. The long coat is folded, the dark glasses on the back of the neck are thrown away. And then we go after him for 30 meters. The man suddenly enters the telephone box. I turned away for a second - I turned to the side where the man entered the booth. He is not there!!! to

Handsome (
We get closer - and he is lying there and sleeping, shit.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №16627
 19.05.2009
I have one such feeling that Russia SPECIALLY nominated Prihodko to participate, that it would NOT happen to win Eurovision!!! to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16626
 19.05.2009
<DON> she entered the arc like no one went back..perverted as I usually do it alone at home.I returned..pill the girl stands..well smiled the flying 0_O
<BatON>When you write, ask what I do! The entire audience read your quote through the projector.)
<DON>Let me go!!! What a day like that!! to
<BatON>* under the table together with the audience makes small bowls*
<DON>*wrapping on OPE hair*

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №16625
 19.05.2009
From a Women's Forum
(It is about what irritates them in their husbands)

lady
And I am angry that my husband after sex always brings a penis to my lips (like a microphone) and says:
A few words about your work.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №16624
 19.05.2009
Someday the demand began to lust the husband, "in the most interesting place, he, too in the middle of a dream: yes, yours, I only write sometimes...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16623
 19.05.2009
I walk with my daughter on the playground (children play, parents sit on the benches). Some boys 7-8 years old play in "war", running with toy machine guns.
In the dust of the game, one of the boys whispered: “Where are you going, shit?Soon his mother came out of the store and said, “What, fucking, are these words?”and "

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16622
 19.05.2009
HHH: Well, how are you going?
WOW: WOW and WOW

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16621
 19.05.2009
You know, I love you platonically.
He: It means you don’t want to fuck, but you’re afraid to send?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16620
 19.05.2009
What does it smell? ????! to
YYY: Dad, these are flavours with coconut and peach.
xxx:Gavnersik, a place like in the Indian church... do you have no chance in the wood doll closet?In the apartment should smell bad!! to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16619
 19.05.2009
XXX is
I know the secret of my body.
XXX is
I have a shorter button in my stomach.
XXX is
When the electricity gets there, something falls on the button and I want to sleep.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16618
 19.05.2009
The girl issued a phrase that expresses the whole essence of female behavior "she wanted to forget something and said"

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №16617
 19.05.2009
by BloodHorse:

Shit, someone has recovered all the files from my Cart... That desktop looks like a library to them. Lenin with broken sewerage.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №16616
 19.05.2009
In the night of my birthday, I was with her.
And the hamster was dead, she was crying.
For the first time, on my birthday, I dug a grave.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №16615
 19.05.2009
When to leave the ship to the captain if it is a rat?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16614
 19.05.2009
I have a pupil in my class.
The boy is very unusual, his behavior is the result of the influence of his grandfather.
Military in the past.
Here is your last case.
Please tell me what you read over the weekend.
It’s time for the wife.
He says that he and his grandfather read a fairy tale - the Goose-Lebody. (1 class of class)
I asked him, “What is the story about?”
He answers that the fairy tale of how the goose-lobes stole a boy and
They pulled him into the woods in the bush of Baba Yaga. But his sister found that straw.
And, taking advantage of the moment, I pulled my brother to Yaga. Leaving the Pursuit
Husky has returned home.
I ask, “And what did you understand when you read this story?”
The answer struck me, I have never even thought of it in my whole life.
That in tales may be hidden such a subtext.
The first class responded, “I understand how to be correctly oriented.
The forest.
Search for left suspicious traces.
And how to properly disguise from air observers, using
locations of the area.”

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16613
 19.05.2009
A wealthy tourist came to the town.
After leaving a deposit of $100 to the hotel owner, he got up and looked at the rooms.
The hotel. The owner of the hotel, not hesitating a minute, takes the note and runs with it.
Give a debt to the butcher.
The butcher, with a bill in his hand, runs to the farmer and pays him a debt.
and beef. The farmer pays the debt to the owner of the car workshop.
The owner of the workshop goes to the local store and pays off the debt.
The products.
The shop owner runs to a local girl by accompaniment, who
The crisis “served” him in debt... The girl immediately runs to the master.
hotel and owes him for the rooms he rented for
and clients.
At this point, a tourist comes down and says he did not find it.
The right room, takes the deposit and leaves.
No one got anything, but the whole town now lives without debts and debts.
I look optimistically into the future...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16612
 19.05.2009
A friend works in a bank.
XXX is:
Stash received instructions on how to use the toilet in the "XXHBank" in order to save water, put counters on the discharge barrel, pressed the small one, 3 liters of water merged! A large 6 liters. In order to save money, it is best not to crack. I almost fell off the chair.

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