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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31764
 19.06.2010
XXX: What is your name?
YYY: Why are you?
XXX: It’s very interesting.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Can I call you Connie?
YYY: I sent you naked!! to
You are a shit horse!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31763
 19.06.2010
Nickson (00:17:37 19/06/2010)
Spectral analysis of periodic signals using the complex form of the Fourier series
Nickson (00:17:47 19/06/2010)
It was an ancient spell.
orange888 (00:18:50 19/06/2010)
The Lord ?
Nickson (00:19:12 19/06/2010)
Did nothing happen to you there? This is a very powerful magic.
orange888 (00:19:31 19/06/2010)
I think I got up ? ? ? ?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31762
 19.06.2010
and smoking. Cole is delighted:
What a variety of condoms! and in form
Various fruits and vegetables.
Lena nodded her head:
It is not shameful to wear in a decent society.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №31761
 19.06.2010
My mom burned today.
I stand, my hands quietly, my mother asks:

Q: Did you go to the toilet?
I: No, what did you get? O_O
M: Something in your face is satisfying.


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31760
 19.06.2010
The Amaranth (11:00:52 19/06/2010)
I’d like to drink a beer but I’m sleeping ?

Bishop (11:01:46 19/06/2010)
I would like to fuck this girl but here beer is worth it (((

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31759
 19.06.2010
XXX: I can call you.
YYY: You better call me.
Anthoch, you don’t have a breast.
YYY: Well, given that she's 15 I doubt you'll have something.
Yyy: I even doubt you’ll see her breasts
XXX: but if you don’t turn them anyway you don’t have them.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31758
 19.06.2010
Will you go with me to defend my diploma?
“Well, in the thickness of the ocean there is a huge fish...it is looking thoughtfully at the moon...
Does the moon look at the fish?? to
Q5: I don’t know.
Mess: Well, I do not know.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №31757
 19.06.2010
* xxx Lost : Marina Khlebnikov - Cup of Coffee at 192kbps Winamp Pro 5.5.7.2830
<yyy> SergSat: Yes, of course! I remember they were sitting in the backbone, drunk under this song... Such a joke turned out, OPOP was in one of the apartments of a residential house, in particular, the tenants in the department called, and complained that the mints were blowing...
<yyy> The guys came to us right away and came... with the addition... :)
<yyy> The residents regretted that they called the department... :)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №31756
 19.06.2010
A: these animals are funny, they look at us, they don't understand them and they all doop@@dy!
B: Just like we are at work.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31755
 19.06.2010
XXX: What are you doing?
Yyy: The Book of Clay
In your age, it’s time for girls to cuddle :)
Yyy: And I haven’t broken up a single girl yet.)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №31754
 19.06.2010
At the end of the diploma, I will put a picture of a helicopter exploding.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №31753
 19.06.2010
Talk about the upcoming men:
Fuck, it will be hard to give up.
She: Nicho, the most important thing is to learn the names of the predecessors.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №31752
 19.06.2010
xxx: that you are me all "not dumb, not brake"
XXX: You totally deprive me of my free will! and :(

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31751
 19.06.2010
Mom works in the kitchen, daughter turns around the mirror in a red blouse, a short shirt and shoes.
Daughter: Mom, how do I go for an exam in a 30-degree heat in a blouse?
I don’t know what you’re going to do as a fool.
The daughter hides for five minutes in the room and goes out from there in a t-shirt two sizes larger with the ugly inscription, the same shirt and shoes and sticks her red shirt into the bag.
Why do you wear this shirt with you?
What if there is a solemn ceremony? I am like a fool in a shirt.
Mother : Ms. No matter what side you look at, it’s stupid.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №31750
 19.06.2010
xxx is. Can I put Ubuntu on your computer?
YYYYY What if I had a beard and sweater?
xxx is. But also bubbins and manuals.
YYYYY and Manu? A haircut of 9 thousand per square centimeter?! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №31749
 19.06.2010
I was standing in the store, a man in front of me buying cigarettes. I noticed that he had some beard.
xxx: he looked at the window for a long time, then said, “Please, please, java gold.”

[ + 60 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31748
 19.06.2010
XHH: I can answer exactly any question.
Wow, what did I do last night?
XH: I do not know.
WOW: So you can’t!
XHH: I can do it. The answer is not wrong.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31747
 19.06.2010
X: It's good that she's only two years younger than me, or we'd not get anything out.
and :?
16-17-year-old girls are small and stupid, and by the age of 20 they are the same.
Y : Why? I got married at 17 years old! At twenty she was divorced.
X: Well I’m talking...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №31746
 19.06.2010
What is the difference between VAZ-2107 and VAZ-2105?
VAZ-2107 will speed up to a hundred at some time, and VAZ-2105 may be.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31745
 19.06.2010
Theme: Vlaaaad
Q: Do you remember when I was in 9th grade?
Hahahaha, I’m still thinking about your writing :)
Why "the death of a man"

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