I talked to a cousin yesterday. He divorced his wife a few months ago because while he was on the guard, she was stunned. So, he burned his head and found a new passion for himself. Now the former aunt walks through the village and matters:

Something did not burn for so long. I found a new grandmother! I can’t wait for Lenka to go! Scotch is like that!

Xxx: A friend told me. He bought a new sanitary.  The toilet was put in half an hour, the matter is nonsense.  I set up a barrel. And there the space system for washing -23 details, unclear no shit, instructions on Swahili, in short, began to google. I found a video with a promising title "Installation of the ЪУЪ Suuka 12345-05 tank". well well well. Included the video, there the guy installs this same tank and yes, constantly interrupts on cases from life and releases of the following videos.. In rare breaks he still reports that this hernia must be attached to this hernia, here to stretch, and here to insert.. The acquaintance repeats everything behind him, the thing is slow, but goes. He gathered it means everything according to the instructions, turned on the water, and it syphonites from under the cover of the tank.. turned off the water, wrapped the video to the end, and there this blogger unworked wipes the water from the floor and with a sad look notes the fact that he has his hands out of his ass...

How many officials do not sit, and they still do not sit.

The case takes place in the United States. I go home, adjusting for the working pickup of some water piper. In horror I see that on the steel rear bumper of the pickup lies a small size gas key, somewhere in the size of my hand. He will soon fall off on the road. If such a bandour arrives in the forehead, then it will definitely beat everything to the appropriate mother, at least.

He decided carefully, observing the distance, to drive for the pipeline to his destination to tell him about the danger. It didn’t take long until the nearest gas station.

From the pickup comes out a large good-hearted bearded child and begins to fill fuel.

Oh my friend! - I start with you here from the bumper almost the gas key has not fallen!
What a key? A! This is this?

Here the child approaches the rear bumper and pins the gas key of an impressive size with a boot. The pickup shakes, but the key remains in place.

I brought him to the bumper.
Why Why?? I am asking in the hustle.
So why why? Keep the distance! Here I looked at you in the mirror, you first did not see him, and then as you noticed, so immediately slowed down and carefully drove noticeably away from me. Everyone is doing so now!

The government will pay compensation to officials whose property was damaged by the flooding in Germany.

Xxx: It happened that I had to bury a completely alien man to me. The story is long, not the point. I ordered a tomb, a tomb, wreaths and other nonsense. I come to the morgue for the body, and they say to me, you are 11 thousand. 7 thousand for the storage of the body, 4 - the payment of the services of sanitary. I say, salutation has arrived. The storage of the body in the morge is free of charge, I pay your sanitarians from my taxes. My body, dress and endure. The whole group of Morgue fell upon me. and fully. Orals touched me in the face with their internal regulations. When it became clear that I was not going to pay, they threatened that the body would not be given. Well I get up, I say, okay guys, now this body is your problems, goodbye! And I am going to leave. In general, it turned out to be a wonderful way that everything can be checked for free. And they washed, and dressed, and laid in the tomb. What if I was murdered by a relative of the deceased? I would give everything and even more if everything went well. So knowing the laws and being able to prove your own right is a very useful skill in our time.