I don’t remember this story myself, since I was 3 or 4 years old then, so I recall my mother’s words.

One day my mother took me to a logopedist. The logopedist asks me:

How does the cow cry?

My mother says that’s how she formulated her question. Apparently, the word “mocking” would be a too clear hint. Therefore, in full accord with TZ, I replied:

Aaaah aaaah!

The logopedist, strangely enough, remained dissatisfied. I still do not understand why.

One of the most shameful memories that emerge before I fall asleep is about my phenomenal “simplicity” and unthinkability.

5 course of the universe. The Companion. I happen to encounter in the hallway an ex-boyfriend of a former neighbor who practically lived with us in the room and we had a friendly relationship.

He was already released, but came to his friends and hanged in communion. We broke up a couple of duty phrases and here I am purely of politeness (hospade, I thought! ) I say, okay for now. If you want, you can come overnight.

And I went to myself, thinking that he would most likely stay somewhere all night and spend the night there, and I just showed kindness and care.

He stopped sleeping at 10 p.m. Nothing bothered me here. I think, fucking, I’d better not come, but okay. He is lying next to me instead of the next bed. I was a little stressed here. He puts his hand on my hip. I remove his hand from his hip. He puts her on his shoulder. I am cleaning.

In general, the guy quickly realized that I did not call him, turned away and fell asleep. I apologized for the rush in the morning. And I almost cracked my face from shame when it came to me that I invited the guy to stay overnight and... stay overnight.

The irony of fate



The Law of Abomination: As a lockdown, so abnormally good sunny weather!



© Dmitry Sviridov

The stupid...

The 18-year-old student of the Russian University of Transportation Mikhail Akimov was returning home in the area of the CSKA station. It was about two o’clock at night, and suddenly a stranger called him.
They quickly shortened the distance and hit the student in the stomach without warning. After beating and robbery (they took the phone and a bag with documents) tried to leave.

But Misha quickly recovered, he already had an idea. The guy pursued the criminals and asked them to give a mobile phone (mol, it is very needed for studies) in exchange for translation through the Sber app.
One of the fraudsters dictated the mobile number and received 26 thousand. After that the robbers fled, and Akimov recruited the police.

The holder of the number was caught after 6 hours - they turned out to be 20-year-old Arslanbek Ešenaliev from Kyrgyzstan, with him was the second robber (18-year-old Bakbergen Madanbekov). A criminal case was initiated against a couple for theft.

Are we waiting for a widow of laws with orphaned laws at Malakhov?