Pony in the pump: How many bears do you think will rule?
Razr: no shit knows, kind of one

I love the idea in American horror films "let’s share"

When I started using the internet at home, my nephew was just 14.

A few days later, I dug into the explorer’s logs and was very surprised.

No "porno", "chh" and other "moist chicks" with "hot mines". A well-educated boy searched for two days in all the search engines for a single phrase – “naked people.”
Written by kalbasik, 30.08.2008 at 01.18

<arkan> You know, you should have a underwear with the inscription 403: forbidden.
<Labyrinth> And then you should have a 404: Not Found family.

I wonder, do all the people of Sochi know the bribes?

It was a matter - we sat in the movie, watched the "Fateful Woman", in the room almost anshlag. On the screen there is a tumultuous sex scene: Banderas has his passion hard on the billiard table and ends after 20-30 seconds. Pause and...
In the tense silence of the hall, a lonely, full of universal sadness and disappointment, girl’s voice speaks:
"Eyeyeehh, Banderas, Banderas..."

Someone's hopes and dreams were broken, but it was not possible to watch the movie normally.)

Not so long ago, in order to improve everything, the entire staff moved to thin clients, there is no screw in the car, neither flash drive nor drive to move anywhere.
The data in the process of work is stored on a remote server behind the bug, the local server only for the software.

And here with someone the boss scandalized, and came the Goblins and Goblins, presented the papers and took all the system blocks. After a while they call - we can't load the car - come, say, say the password. The headquarters went out and raised a scandal - they said, screws were stolen from all the cars!
The case, the statements to the prosecutor’s office, the menta shattered.
Summary - knowledge of the match part needs even the Goblins.

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