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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №57098
 02.12.2011
They are so romantic that even the FSB cries over their correspondence in contact.
WOW: It’s not about the Wolf and the Smoke? ?

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №57097
 02.12.2011
Lineage 2 is Free
She: What are you for?
He said goodbye.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57096
 02.12.2011
On the morning of December 5, the whole country will ask each other - who voted for the party that won with a giant split?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57095
 02.12.2011
A grandmother comes in the street and asks:
Have you seen a man here?
What is? O_O
Oh man, have you not seen?
NNnet...
Then she approaches others and asks the same thing.After communicating with her, the faces of everyone become O_o.Finally with a scream 'Now he!' she points to the sign of a pedestrian crossing and crosses the road.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57094
 02.12.2011
Not that he came to the first date after some drunkenness, fuck with him that he had been drinking beer all night... but try to fuck me on the back seat of MY same car...!!! 0 0 0

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №57093
 02.12.2011
They remembered the joke about a cat who eats polyethylene and lacks brains. What the acquaintance gave.
[18:29:28] Cris: actually bags are fun to chew
Cris: I just try not to see anyone.
[18:29:41] Cris: Or do they think that they’re dead?
[18:29:43] Cris : )))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №57092
 02.12.2011
Yakui
We would finally combine all the inventions in one console. Vibration, smells, feelings of temperature, feelings of impact, the imposition of virtual objects on the real world, motion sensor, mimic reading, 3D sound, 3D image, not to mention human-like robots, for eroigram. All prototypes and prototypes.
by FYA_EXEL
Yakuza, go out of the street.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №57091
 02.12.2011
The Nokia 3310 is so harsh that if you sit on it, it will call everyone.

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57090
 02.12.2011
Cannibal: Everything is built on simple truths. You take them as the rule and life becomes calm and measured. Truth is not so fun.
Oregon: Has a philosopher awakened in you? What suddenly?
Cannibal: Here is, for example, the simple truth: don’t hold the car keys in your hands when throwing garbage into the container.
Don’t take your phone to the toilet (
When you’ve eaten half a cake, don’t look at the filling.
Susan: Look in the rear mirror when you open the driver’s door (
Troll: Don’t pin the camels on the sidewalk, they will ricochete from the pillar into the passing "lexus"((((
Cannibal: Fuck, I thought I was a loser.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №57089
 02.12.2011
Among the sad news, there are bright headlines:
In the Sverdlovsk region, inspectors of the DPS became more frequently beaten.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57088
 02.12.2011
X: What system do you have on your computer?
Operation and what?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57087
 02.12.2011
Santa Barbara on the Tracker:
femoloe1: Sorry, but in two words, what is this series about?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №57086
 02.12.2011
I talk to my partner (d) on the phone:
Please send me the necessary information.
D: The information is confidential. I will light it up and send it by email.
I am OK! What password?
d: write down: "Intoxication"
I am : O_o?? to
We are blondes and we can do everything :)

I laughed :) )

Coming a letter from a partner, in which the information is not paralyzed :))
I write: Thank you! Why is the information not covered? and :)
D: I forgot...

Shut up
bajik

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57085
 02.12.2011
The metro at the peak hour is dangerous
xxx: I wanted to go all the way into a dark corner, there was a small negritoska standing

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №57084
 02.12.2011
Added to "I always dreamed of long hair. Finally, they grew up almost to the belt, and I, taking a shower every night and pulling my ass out of the bucket of Bucephal, curse the damn virgin nature.
It is beautiful, yes"

It's still fine if from my own ass))) My husband has already stunned long hair from the farm to wipe off, fig knows how they get there.
Oh well beautiful.


[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №57083
 02.12.2011
xxx: you know, I have not had sex so long ago that even in erotic dreams I am engaged in onanism :(

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №57082
 02.12.2011
from the dialogue about masquerade costumes for the new year (girl):

I’ve never been a fox in the garden, just a fucking snowflake.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №57081
 02.12.2011
x: Now I evaluated the notebook small in English, there the sentence: "your pen is good"

X: Guess where he wrote it?

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №57080
 02.12.2011
Datog: According to statistics, 40% of men raise other people's children without knowing it))
Evgeny: Let them write interest and not educate their own, and you say - strangers!

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №57079
 02.12.2011
The G-Drive gasoline.
Excellent gasoline, I even had wheels in diameter increased and chromed when I poured it (G95). The flowability of the car has improved, there are lost spikes on the tire. The active complex of additives also had a positive effect on my memory, now I do not forget anything like before, but only two inhalations of this miracle gasoline. My grandmother’s pressure passed, although she was just a passenger. I recommend everyone!


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