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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №73719
 02.12.2012
He: Dear, you have lost your bracelet, hold it.
She: Even if, you’ve stuck me on the bed.
It is his own fault that he split up.

[ + 0 - ] Comment quote №73718
 02.12.2012
"xxx: I love the controversy of humanitarian!..."
After reading this, the first thought: "Heras, humanitarian who, too, spores multiply, Like fungi?"

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73717
 02.12.2012
From the news:
For the cleaning of the snow in Tver was decided to use the technique...

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №73716
 02.12.2012
I look out the window in the morning, on the asphalt of bright white paint the inscription "Zaya, I love you!". I think: "What a banality". I look up and see just below the pale signature "Your single-eyed rabbit"...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №73715
 02.12.2012
Interests: Maine Reed, Maine Kampf, Maine Kraft

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №73714
 02.12.2012
"The turn is not there 5" 2012
Shoot a knot, buy a joke navigator for yourself already...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №73713
 02.12.2012
Everyone has their own memories of the first day at school, and I have this day steadily associated with the phrase “Vasjutina+Smirnov=pizzu ušastaj”, large-cut on the cover of my batch.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73712
 02.12.2012
A great deal of bubble will gather that film director, who will make a movie, how from Russia are expelled and shot in the race provoked deputies and officials, drug dealers and pirates, spies and instigators, etc...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №73711
 02.12.2012
Orange: Today 2 December is the day of moist tenderness.
I don’t want to jump metal.
Orange: and I look at Dexter))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №73710
 02.12.2012
Hamstermaster: a hole is drilled in the butterfly.
The inside is thrown out, and there is a handful.
Rice or a banana. Monkeys catch a snare but can’t pull out their hand.
with a fist and get caught.
Sevcat: How I understand them...
Sevcat looks sadly at the pot of tomatoes.

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73709
 02.12.2012
Ura to! The same man, about whom all the stories are written in debt, wrote his own. Author of the story 9853, know, we hate you with all our hearts!
With disrespect, the disloyal to the state sticking tanks agnostic with a wooden sword and without a suit with a tie.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73708
 02.12.2012
xxx: I just imagined: on the left I, in an epic posture, on the right you are in no less epic, and on top the inscription "Linux Battle" :D
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Zzzz: fuck you fuck your head.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73707
 02.12.2012
The best comment to the YouTube video, like in Half-Life 2 with the help of the bug kill G-man'a:
"BLEAD KILLED JI MAN THE THIRD HALF NO WILL BE THANK YOU WILD"

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №73706
 02.12.2012
Alina: girlfriend claims that the end of the world will be, and I say no. she offered to bet on money. still thinks that in case of her right she will get them. naive

[ + 33 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73705
 02.12.2012
Living in the panel house of the 1980s leads to the fact that you either become a philosopher-poffigist or go crazy. How can it be different if you hear neighbors write?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №73704
 02.12.2012
...
Everyone wants to destroy the earth.
Prophecy of the ancient Maya.
He will bring them to the grave.
How not to go astray? – is
Not their foolishness, laziness and wrath,
The stone table.

c) the yuan

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73703
 02.12.2012
A friend stated that he was able to give me tools and all kinds of iron and gave me a certificate at L'Etual. But I didn’t get worse – I bought a shave, manicure scissors and scissors...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №73702
 02.12.2012
The girl comes in:
D: Hello
I: Hello
Silence is
Do you want to take something, order something?
A: Yes, the cards
Buying or ordering?
Q: You ordered the cards.
I: Have you ordered before?
D: Yes
I: Do you want to repeat?
D: No to take it. Maxim ordered it.
I: With what name?
D: I do not know
I: In what organization?
D: No, there's just on Maxim's visit cards
I: What is written on them?
D: Well I don’t know... (pause) There’s such a thing that you can read on the phone.
What is QR code?
D: I do not know.
I bring visit cards with QR code: These?
D: Probably, I don’t know... But this thing... Yes, I’ll take these.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №73701
 02.12.2012
How good to do repairs when on the television is any school repair or apartment issue... with a whole brigade it is like fun...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №73700
 02.12.2012
From the porn site advertisement moved to the site of MMM-2012....

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