Her name is Logan. She didn’t understand why, in my opinion, her ideal couple would be a man with the name Parolev.

Russian tourists have threatened to suppress unrest in the country if they are hindered to rest. Representatives of the Ministry of Defense of Egypt went to negotiate with tourists. Ukrainians joined the demands of Russian tourists. The Ministry of Defense of Egypt is already seriously considering moving to the side of tourists.

And noticed how cool under the noise of the TEPACT pulled the law "On the police"?

Andrei: Why is your wife kicking me for the pop?
That’s what I taught her :)

Presentation of the new employee:
This is our new employee, Sereza. Please love and complain.
One of them decided to clarify:
How will we love you?
Serena was not upset:
The lips

The dialogue:
What is the actual salary of the MD?
About 20 thousand.
Is it rubles a month?
- In 9 years of work at the Moscow State University, I only encountered two ways to pay the salary: in no way or in Russian rubles:))

by Borman64
by 12:49 PM
And a beard. Imagine the situation that you were locked up in a monkey after the strain and you are like: "Well, the devil is a policeman! Please let me go. I want to write after a lot of beer!", and he is so HUAJAK to your kidneys with a thumb: "My name is Mr. Police! For friends – just a gentleman!"

In the shop:
Please get up for the eggs.
It could have been said politely:"Rise up, please, in the line behind that man".

My friend is 21 years old, I look at his status in contact:
"Blackjack is there, where are the prostitutes?"

XHH: We put to sleep small. My husband and I were lying in bed and just learned that I was pregnant.
I’ll be like him, and the second will be a girl too. He begins to bubble something unclear that the guy would still like a boy, but of course will be happy with the girl too.
XHH: I develop a topic, throw, and if a twin, both girls? Again, he makes such a blatant protest...
HH: I am already laughing. What if there were three, and all the girls? And suddenly even for myself, at the end of this phrase I sneeze loudly.
On the other side of the bed, first a stunned silence, and then a loud whisper: Yes, no, no!!!! to

A resident of France sued the pharmaceutical company GlaxoSmithKline and his doctor, claiming that the prescribed drug for Parkinson’s caused an obsessive need for homosexual intercourse and gambling. Because of this, he wasted family savings, stole, was raped, lost his job and tried to commit suicide. The applicant demands compensation of 450,000 euros.

I am from the times when the parents grew green onions from the roasted on the window in a bowl.

From the Women’s Forum:
XX: Give urgent advice on what to do.
I have about 2 hours in stock.
A man rushed to the office with a bag of unclean underwear instead of a bag of his things!
He will land at the airport in 2 hours, will call back, what should I say to him so he doesn’t get very angry?
YYY: There will be a time - the glory.

And the father said to him, "Remember, son, never cross the road like we have just crossed."

Homer Detective O_O

In the school U (teacher), A (Anya)
Q. Do you always wear shoes?
A: Well... almost...
What, do you sleep in them?(The Smile )
Depending on where I sleep...

Question to the doctor: Can it prevent the growth of my breasts that I sleep on my stomach?

>> Friends, I really need a consultation
> and > 1. A man who seriously understands forging.
> and > 2. A man who understands how the career of lower police officers is arranged
>> Do you have experts on these two issues?

Do you have a duel with Mente? and :)

After the article about mines, there is a banana.
Tagged: distracting
Imagine a banana is a train.
You are a ruthless utility machine.
yyy: huge knives cut off a piece from the train and grind it, throwing it into the oven
YYY: Where the train floats into nothing
A banana is a train.
Yyy: and in the train our government
YYY: Shaking of Horror
Tagged: omgggggggg
YYYYYYYYY
Yyy: this is a mistake.
I think I ruined it all.

1>how she got me!!! I wish she lived somewhere else in geography!!!! to
2>good that it is not at the other end of astronomy)
1>o That would be the limit of dreams.

Yesterday a child was sitting with an encyclopedia on human anatomy. He talks to his grandmother at the same time. Talk about children and where they come from. Grandmother as an old hardened man, naturally about sex does not want to talk and says "God gives a man children" and the son carefully looking at the encyclopedia "no, grandmother, a man of children gives reproductive organs."