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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №65102
 02.06.2012
by Starling:
I once in school, class at 9, into the trolleybus went, took the hand of instructions on the foot near the exit, I hold. And also the blonde comes in and naturally sits on my arm, so my hand is between her legs. To say I was surprised, to say nothing. Two stops and we went.
Injury for a lifetime.

by Wolfhound_Gelert
Parking is always difficult.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №65101
 02.06.2012
The girl wants a cat, to have someone to sleep with, the man in principle for the same purposes, but secondary.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №65100
 02.06.2012
Lu (01:52:38 2/06/2012)
Little whites

Lu (01:52:48 2/06/2012)
Announcements about cats

Lu (01:52:54 2/06/2012)
Honestly Blind

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65099
 02.06.2012
NK: soon in the resume will have to post socially independent (from networks)

YYY: What a significant bonus

NC: Yes Yes

NB: We are taking it!

NK: And then it turns out that the man simply didn’t have the internet at home...

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65098
 02.06.2012
We agreed to meet a friend near a small shopping center. I approach, I see a crowd of people with a camera, a microphone and equipment. I see a man in a good costume coming out of the TC, next to a girl in a bright solid dress. The actors apparently. They go out, stop, find out the relationship, here the actor has an attack, he falls. I don’t like the new director. They go out again, talk again, the actor falls again. At the shooting, the equipment is cleaned, rehearsed without it, pulled off. I see a friend approaching. With poor vision, he goes crazy, sees nothing around, notices me, takes a directive, fits. We communicate and I monitor what is happening. Again the actors come out, they begin to speak, I give out: "Serge, see, what I am deceiving, that man will have an attack," I stretch out my hand toward the person, a couple of magical movements and he falls. The girl next to him pumps, I hold my hand stretched out, a friend in shock. Here I say, ‘Okay, live,’ I lower my hand, the actor rises up and smiles. The curtain.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №65097
 02.06.2012
You can download the trailer "The Arrival of the Train". I don’t know how to watch

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №65096
 02.06.2012
Why does toilet paper run out so quickly?
I: Well, Barry and I do not deny anything to ourselves.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65095
 02.06.2012
Here is another situation with sales mentions. The man defended himself and was guilty. All in our justice. You are being killed – stand and don’t crack. The Russian government, as you did.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №65094
 02.06.2012
1: "How are the roads laid?" - a small repair - in Russia everything is done on the snow
And in the rain :)
3: In the name of the moon
And on an empty stomach.
5: Not asphalt

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №65093
 02.06.2012
photo of the girl in contact, with the name "I have not smoked for six months"
First comment: Today is still on.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65092
 02.06.2012
Oh, what it turns out to be doing these deceitful economists-third-schoolers with people...
My fellow-groupman, until recently, was generally a tough man, listened to such a strong rock, mocked a nuclear mat, and drove on the no less tough cycle of the Ural, his own-handed rework.
And now he rides on some family-store nissan, and in aska writes "fsem chmokiya!!2nd"

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №65091
 02.06.2012
The chair has fallen.
We decided not to argue with Matt.
What had I to say? I am upset by a falling chair.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №65090
 02.06.2012
Echuy: Yes, let’s try to hide...
You are a direct Russian strategist during World War II.

[ + 48 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65089
 02.06.2012
What a thing! You miss – the brake, you miss not – the stupid sheep! You turn on the turns - the teaker, do not turn on - a dumb sheep. Parked well - took my place, got up badly - right, a dumb sheep...
Oh, to me this great chauvinism!and :)

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65088
 02.06.2012
Sergei Mavrodi after the media reports about the suspension of the work of the Ukrainian offices "MMM-2011" announced the launch of a new project "MMM-2012" and suspended payments to participants of the existing system, on the website of the entrepreneur.

The comments:
> This shit has deceived us! I want to give you my money again, shit!


[ + 46 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №65087
 02.06.2012
I bought new furniture. Most of all I liked the scream "For VDV!" to break the foam on the head.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №65086
 02.06.2012
You are my friend, right?
He is: Aha, and?
Find me a guy.
They are full of circles.
She: So then you will be my boyfriend? I do not offer each other to swear in eternal love, I do want to kiss each other stupidly.
He: It sounds charming, I probably won’t give up.
She is: Seriously?
He: I can
He: How do you imagine it? Well our kisses there, suddenly I’ll start to open my hands?
She: I have a bad blow to my leg.
He understands, not a fool.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №65085
 02.06.2012
zich: The most sensitive receptors are sensitive receptors.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №65084
 02.06.2012
Early morning of the weekend. I lie in bed and think that life is so predictable, nothing new.

There was a bell at the door, they brought the agenda to the military committee.

He arrived.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №65083
 02.06.2012
I am reading an article about the signs of an approaching death: loss of appetite, excessive fatigue and drowsiness, physical weakness, turbidity of consciousness and disorientation, self-isolation... that’s me during the session! I remember, I was tired.

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