A graduate son and friends went on a tour a day ago. We rented tents, sleeping bags, everything. They destroyed a camp on the shore of Obi. At three o’clock it was cold and we went home. by Taxi.

Two gas company employees, a senior training instructor and a young trainee examined the meters in the cottage village.

They parked their truck at the end of the street and went on foot, entering every house to check the meters.

After checking the counter in the last house, they went out.

The owner of the house, a woman of fifty years of age, accompanied them by the gaze from the window of her kitchen.

The senior instructor offered his junior employee to run back to the truck to prove that the forty-year-old man could outrun the young man.

When they had run almost halfway, they realized that the woman from the last house was running right behind them.

They immediately stopped and asked her what had happened.

“When I saw two gas drivers rushing away from my house,” the woman replied, “I decided it was better for me to run away too! »

A shopping center was opened near the house. I went out with my wife to admire. While his wife went to his women's departments, he went down to the basement. Motorcycles and scooters are sold. I am standing, looking, pretending to buy my father in the village. Prices from 40 and above.

Suitable consultant, a guy aged 23-25, then our dialogue:

Good morning, you are interested, tell me, etc.

Okay, so I look at it, suddenly I think ?

He- I can show a new entry, there is one option, you will definitely like it, it is just my dream)))

I- What a modest dream you have, a total of 90,000)))

He- With a salary of 18,000 consultant is just a dream)))

And we just opened vacancies (with training) for machinery for production. We produce mining equipment. Salary for the time of study (2 months) - 18000, how much he currently earns. from 40,000 The stalls are new, the salary is white, the full social package, and so on.

The answer:

I’ll be better off with 18,000 consultants, but I won’t go to the factory. The factory is bottom.

Good luck to you, Andrei (beijik looked), cops on the dream. Or just dream.

And the factory is not the bottom, and who thinks so, we are not on the way)))

We shared an interesting secret:

If your job is an engineer\electric\sysadmin, or anything else related to the technology and in a large office - a great life hacker: if you go through the office, it doesn't matter where, in the business, or

Go to the bathroom or go to the bathroom for lunch, take the wire with you. It does not matter which - let it be a network cable, power cable, or in general the bride of a wire wire of unknown origin. Those who are less agile will not get to you with their problems. “Oh! Here is he! And stop, with the wire goes, in the affairs means, okay, then, "those who are more naughty and get stuck with the problem can be pointed to the wire to say, "Listen, I shash this, in general let us later." Shared a lifehack man, who has been walking with wire in his office for 5 years, yesterday tried, today I continue - WORK)

Message of the teacher:

Fifteen years ago, I had an exam. He answered well, I was already going to put him 5 in the count, but here, trouble, only

The word "start" right out of the head (everything in life happens). I tell him:

Give me this...

What is? ... →

"Hu, like her, with whom all the students come to the exam,... the guy terribly red and got out of his pocket a huge sparkle.

So... it extends. And now, by the way, he became a professor, we work at the faculty.

Below is an excerpt from the Cape Times newspaper (Cape Town, South Africa). “I promised to keep his identity secret,” said Jack Maxim, a spokesman for Sandton Sun Hotel, Johannesburg, “but I can confirm that it no longer works. We asked him to clean up in the elevators, and he spent four days performing the assignment. When I asked him why it took him so long, he replied, “Well, so the building is 20 floors and there are elevators forty, two on each floor.” “At the end of the day, we realized that he thought there was an elevator on each floor, and he cleaned every elevator twenty times. We had to fired him. This is the best solution for all sides.”

Ten years ago, we went from Anapa in a composition: I, my wife (now formerly) my cousin, and my wife's sister. That is four. I am driving, my wife on the right, and my brother and sister on the back. The car was Mitsubishi L200. We were driving, and I got tired, already at two o’clock in the night, terribly breaking my sleep.

I’m looking for a safe place to stop, stop. I see a well illuminated gasoline. I turn to her, stand up safely, fifty meters from the nearest column, I do not turn off the engine, because it is already cool, and so that ventilation works.

I put on the parking lot and the towel, and just dropped on the chair, instantly cut off. And, as it often happens when you fall asleep in the car after a very long ride, I dream of a road, of course.

And my brother and wife's sister, it turns out, in the process of a long sitting next to them became very friends and they were unable to sit just so, and they decided to strengthen the friendship with sexual association. Blessed as they thought that slowly, covering up with a plow, nobody will know, since we and our wife slept as dead. Well, or maybe they were invariably intrigued by danger and all this aroused. In short, they began to quietly shake the car. And, in the process of consolidating friendship, it becomes stronger and stronger.

And I sleep. I dream of a road. The engine moves, the car moves. Suddenly, what clicked in my sleeping brain, I open my eyes, and I instantly realize that I fell asleep at the steering wheel, and that the car is rushing straight to the refuelling column!

I woke up that there was urine: - Hold on!

The steering wheel left, the brake to failure, almost bended the brake pedal from effort. The car both stood and continued to stand, only with the front wheels turned to the left. The heart missed five beats, the back was wet. I started to let go and began to shake. I turn on the lights in the cabin, everything is on me. The woman from the neighbor’s chair was upset. And behind two, with my wife’s sister sitting riding on my cousin’s brother. Their eyes are very and very scared. And my brother, releasing his girlfriend's breast, says with such a strange voice: "I still hold that you are doing it?

In short, I had no more sleep in either eye, fear I endured. Since then, on long journeys in the car, when you have to sleep, I warn everyone not to bounce the boat. from sin.

PS Curiously, my brother married my ex-wife’s sister, and have been living together since then. This is how it happens.

The happiest people in life are those who do not yet know that they are unhappy.

Two gas company employees, a senior training instructor and a young trainee examined the meters in the cottage village.
They parked their truck at the end of the street and went on foot, entering every house to check the meters.
After checking the counter in the last house, they went out.
The owner of the house, a woman of fifty years of age, accompanied them by the gaze from the window of her kitchen.
The senior instructor offered his junior employee to run back to the truck to prove that the forty-year-old man could outrun the young man.
When they had run almost halfway, they realized that the woman from the last house was running right behind them.
They immediately stopped and asked her what had happened.
“When I saw two gas drivers rushing away from my house,” the woman replied, “I decided it was better for me to run away too!”

A girl sits in an unmanned taxi and wonder:
What an unusual car without a driver!
The car responded:
“You know, I’m an artificial intelligence for business, and a taxi is a job.