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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №158620
 02.09.2022
To keep pace with time does not mean to keep pace.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158619
 02.09.2022
My wife and I were in the guests of the father-in-law, he was a former military - a helicopter, further with his words.
In the early 90s he served on the Kuril Islands, the airfield with helicopters we had on a small island, several ships were constantly standing nearby. There were frequent earthquakes. After another strong blow near us, we received a message of a possible wave that could cover our airfield. The instructions from the chiefs were: "I don't know if this wave will happen or not, but as soon as you see that the ships are anchoring, lift all the helicopters into the air and hang over the airfield for how much fuel is enough." We sat in the airport all day, from the side of the moremans no movements, as if it cost. In the evening we went home, and met a group of sailors from one of the ships and in the meantime told them about instructions from the chiefs for laughter, which they replied to us - "our also did not know will the wave or not, so there was an order - as soon as you see that the helicopters in the air hanged, then raise the anchor."

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158618
 02.09.2022
My wife found me by herself. In 2004, in a neighboring town.
You should hide, not in neighboring cities.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №158617
 02.09.2022
Xxx is calling. My mother calls.

I: Hello Mom, I can't speak, I stand in my ears in the oil, I'll be free to call again.

Okay, I understand, listen to it.

I: €$π÷° to laugh, mom, I can't speak I say

He can’t talk to his mother, of course. Not to me.



And so every time.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158616
 02.09.2022
Xxx: When I was 14, I had problems with girls, I had never even kissed at that time. And then I come to a friend for a visit, I go to wash my hands, and in the bathroom on the towel dryer hanging women's circular trousers. I have to say that his mommy had a straight very juicy milf, so I did not resist and safely smelled them. A little later, after eating the chips, we go with him to wash his hands, and he suddenly points his finger at the cowards and says (beautifully, again the grandmother puts her cowboys in the front corner to dry). I didn’t smell my trousers after that, as my grandmother whispered.

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