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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №12730
 20.11.2008
I think a quote from 2 Madagascar,
Spit, spit, spit again, spit again, spit again, spit again, spit again and spit again.
I have to take the vase as a motto.)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12729
 20.11.2008
When will we finally see:
Somali pirates captured the United States.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №12728
 20.11.2008
My wife and I broke up. The offended woman went to sleep. I am swimming. I am correcting hope. It is Hule’s fault. Call the flower delivery service. It does not work. I call a taxi, pull my pants and go to the store. There is a guard and a girl. I picked roses broken all normal. Electricity to pay. I notice the guard touches me somehow strangely and, like, calls to himself unnoticed. I’m so stressed he might think I’m laying eggs to his girlfriend. I am paying. The sensation comes from behind. I think no. The situation is so tense. The girl is silent. Night outside the window and grumbling from behind. He leaned toward me and whispered to my ear: “Dumb man, fasten the width.” He threw me into a cold sweat. I remembered that when I came out of the bathroom my pants on the naked body was wearing a shirt. The Romantic Fuck.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №12727
 20.11.2008
Looking at the girl in the embrace with a milipizdric dog, spinning out of the trousers ropes, with the intelligence of the marmelade, who told me that "I will not drink this drank for 450p" I remembered: as we (2 friends and 2 babies) in the year 94, when we were 14 years old, and the grandmothers at 17, spotted at night, from the turntable of my motorcycle "Minsky" 98% alcohol diluted with water from the column and spotted him to cheat with the same water, and the grandmothers were happy that they were drunk and now would be specifically fuck. That’s where I understood... Yes! I’m a regional director, 14 years ago, and I’m fucking who I am now! It is :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №12726
 20.11.2008
xxx left the group "Those who will never be expelled from the MFI".

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №12725
 20.11.2008
Asking an extrasensitive if you need to remove the spoil or the eyelid – it doesn’t matter.

Ask your insurance agent if you do not insure your property.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12724
 20.11.2008
Preamble: Daughter of friends, nine years old, recently watched the movie "Kunfu

The Panda" Remember the moment when the hero panda, having received a blow in causal

The place, shouts: “Oh my bells!”"?



Ambulance: A week later, she reads A.K. Tolstoy’s poem:

"My bells..." and whispers with hidden indignation: "Hm, found

What to write about!"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №12723
 20.11.2008
Medvedev’s speech always began with the words:

"I was asked here to say..."

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №12722
 20.11.2008
In the evening I call all my colleagues at work and at 17:45 I buy any blue chips for all the money. At 18:00 the guys from the central bank start working, investing your money...
And so on, day by day...
A fool is not a fool, but I have my modest 10% a day..."

I wonder, where did the financial crisis come from?by D.A. Medvedev

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №12721
 20.11.2008
1st :
The Hearing. I go on a ride with a girl. I can’t catch any more. Explain how that is?
2nd :
There is hell. See also
2nd :
You are standing.
2nd :
and Dharma

and Dharma

and worshipped

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