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[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №1854
 20.02.2008
XXX: We are in a couple. The Practice. The teacher leaned over a student’s table and explained something to him... with his ass at the door. here comes a groupman in the middle of the classes and looks at this picture of the asshole.. it turns out that he thought that another groupman was standing) he approaches the asshole, pulls his ass, pronouncing "what bread!"
xxx: he was lucky, the door was nearby, he understood during the show and quickly wiped out of the audience, the reader did not see the face)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1853
 20.02.2008
Yegor Letov - eternal memory.

Plus to...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1852
 20.02.2008
HHH
Have you found a replacement?

WOWU
How to say...
Back to my ex.

HHH
O_O
You had no one before me, right?? to

WOWU
How is it?
And the computer?! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №1851
 20.02.2008
Gringo (13:15:14 16/02/2008)
Let’s get dressed and go.

saf (13:15:31 16/02/2008)
Well, here I am already crazy.

saf (14:26:50 16/02/2008)
I have painted)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1850
 20.02.2008
<anclbob> how to block the range 192.168.0.0-192.168.254.254 on freeBSD?
<anclbob> I made a file of 65 thousand rows like this:
ifconfig_fxp0_alias0="net 192.168.0.0 netmask 255.255.255.255"
......
ifconfig_fxp0_alias65434="net 192.168.254.254 netmask 255.255.255"
<anclbob> went to rc.conf, but the freeze loaded for 20 minutes and reached only 192 subnets.
<anclbob> How to solve such a problem that unwanted users could not get into the network in any way?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1849
 20.02.2008
The girl has a cat. He is terribly inclined to narcissism and pointing out in front of all the encountered.
Once upon a time a family friend came to visit them. Well, the cat in front of her force-forced, shaking her legs, kissing the lion, she smoothed him, not lived, called him in every way. Then I saw his primary sexual signs and with a joyful cry, “Hesens!”“Let them be careful...
The cat now, standing for someone in the radius of sight to say the code word "testicles", instantly falls on his ass, presses the anus to the floor and builds huge martyrly eyes.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1848
 20.02.2008
XXX is
Xai

YYYY
Hi to

XXX is
Do you understand notes?

YYYY
Because you are interested

XXX is
The man on the key broke out and she loses a lot of lies.can it be repaired?

......

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1847
 20.02.2008
Comments on a picture in a gallery:
#9 SkYTeR-reseT 16.02.07 00:58
A beautiful profile.
#10 deStinYConTr0L 25.02.07 16:48
A great chick!
#11 ADX.ShtakeT 10.03.07 03:33
very cute :)
#12 MaX-Pohers 16.03.07 19:19
is cute. and. and.
#13 frac7a1 18.03.07 22:04
well well!
#14 coke 04.05.07 02:53
Seriously
#15 Play.Unholy 06.05.07 22:04
The hydrolyse has the same head landing.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1846
 20.02.2008
<AlexZ> will still need a photo where we both do :-)
<Chuchundra> Can I see the video right away? I will speak German.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №1845
 20.02.2008
Doze
I hate Linux programs.

Doze
You ask her to make me a table.

Doze
It gives a piece of 1x1m.

Doze
You ask what is it?
The table
Where are the legs? Why the stakes?
- A... well install four plug-in legs, plug-in painted coating, and make it all hold a dozen more plug-in nails and plug-in glue moment

Doze
And anyway, if you then put a plate of borsch on it, it will turn into an infernal mixture of milk of Himalayan goats, Brazilian cucumbers, English pudding, sushi and lily kebab, because the Cyrillic nikua is not supported.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1844
 20.02.2008
The milk. my girlfriend my member calls Kenny - said, first alive, then dying, then alive again.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №1843
 20.02.2008
The drill master calls me asking to open the document. They sent a file in pdf format (the document is extremely important and urgent), there is no acrobat on the comp, it is impossible to put the right cut death, I explain to the person:

I: I can’t open it to you, you have no acrobat rider.
Master: It’s Haya, we don’t have acrobates, we have fucking clowns.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №1842
 20.02.2008
- Tell me how to correctly write - "to avoid confusion" or "to avoid confusion"?
You know, two more weeks and the path will be irrelevant. Immediately write "Avoid the Bear"...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1841
 20.02.2008
<Shaman SE> Worked in an office where everyone played MMORPGs all the time. A new secretary has arrived. The fucking. The first month of work was not easy for her. Many life values have been reevaluated. The most important questions for her were:
Why do programmers occasionally ask to bless each other?
> Why are everybody going to go to some "danje" in the evening again, and she’s not invited?
Why did a well-paid designer trade grass all night again to buy shoes on the market?
> Why do boys constantly threaten each other "even with a spit"?
> How to react to the phrase of an upset man "Fuck, I’ve finished the lak again!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №1840
 20.02.2008
Welcome to Beeline Service.

If you want to hear the news of the company - press "1".
If you want to replenish your balance – press "2".
If you want to press "3" - Press "3".

LOL

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1839
 20.02.2008
SnowSimba, by the way, read a line from the contract, which caused me to crack through))
SnowSimba rights and duties of the subscriber.
3.1.7 To provide 24-hour access of the Operator's staff to the Subscriber's premises, for carrying out the relevant work necessary for the provision of the Services.
Alexey *VAVA*
SnowSimba is...

This is the internet!!! to
Go on!! to
-Open, we must provide you with services, this is the last warning, we knock the door!! to

= = )

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №1838
 20.02.2008
In Basha there is clearly a tendency - to add quotes are not funny, but those with which you agree...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №1837
 20.02.2008
Ordinary people know how much to do.
The wise know how much not to do.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1836
 20.02.2008
We are in Samara, on the street. There is a psychiatric hospital. and all residents.
Only the name of the street is associated with this institution. If someone has
Something with the head, they say it’s time for the mountain. Thus the name
The hospitals can not be mentioned, it is already clear.
An acquaintance travels in a tram all that tired with a bunch of bags. Suitable
The driver asks the passenger. Without looking, she gets out of her bag.
as she thinks, and shows the conductor. Pause, after which
The conductor asks:
Where are you going?
The acquaintance:
to the mountain.
The driver goes quietly. The acquaintance cleansed in the bag... a spoonful of shoes.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №1835
 20.02.2008
Motto: You can’t push out the competitor, start collecting it.
of cars.

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