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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №156314
 20.05.2021
Artists, dogs and prostitutes should not be touched. They are needed at any power, until they have passed into the Duma."

A. Kolchak

[ + 39 - ] [13 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156313
 20.05.2021
XXX: A long-distance driver came to unload us. He spoke Russian poorly, but understandably. While the car was unloaded, he walked to the nearest store. He comes, scratching the tail.
Do you think the potatoes don’t grow?
I: It is growing.
Q: What about the cabbage?
I: It is growing.
PS: (I thought) - Why is it so expensive, we only have the car?

YYY: What to think about? He purchased plastic casting at a Moscow factory, then ran into bargains, which sold casting in similar forms in the Czech Republic. It turned out that the Poles bought from the Czechs, our - from the Poles, I - from our own. And with such a chain of intermediaries, one hren was cheaper than at a local factory. To my surprise, the director of our factory said:

I had to come, I had to give money.
They came from SES and had to give money.
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A firefighter arrived and had to give money.

All this is in the cost. In the same cucumbers, production costs are much lower than corrupt ones. Remove the bad stuff and ALL, absolutely everything will cost times cheaper.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №156312
 20.05.2021
Everyone has sex. The broadest range of positive emotions. The child was stabbed in the head, pedophile. The other one is gay. Cat scratching behind the ear is scary.

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