The female Maine Coon - Maine Tian?

Remember what size they are.
They are all Maine-Same and no other.
By the way, the interesting Napoleonic complex, the small manule behaves on its second name "Gurbai Joba" (more precisely, on its second part), but the Kun and even the Rish are quite pacifists.

The Suffering:

And unfamiliar with the phone call center that call centers now place in any Zadrishchensk and Novo-Zahudirinsk, where normal work is simply NOT. Maximum a cashier in the supermarket, just as much for a penny to listen to such notebooks.

Oh, pity them, those who call with stupid questions and unnecessary suggestions to you in the evening, when you eat dinner or read a book to a child, or wake you up in the morning on the weekend, talk to them gently, they are so poor-unfortunate... and these call centers will open even more, and you will be called even more often. It would be better for you to go to the cashier to benefit society.

The acquaintance worked in the 00s in OBEP, told a story with fraudsters.

I lived in a small town, and the buildings were mostly single-storey private houses. So, one day at one of the houses stops a lighthouse, which begins to repair a man. After repair he leaves, but returns in a couple of hours and knocks to the owners. M and B grandmother

M: I repaired the car near your house and accidentally lost the video cassette, and there was a marriage of my daughter, who lives in Moscow, and I myself from Samara. This recording is in a single copy. Did you not find?

B: No children were found.

M: Sorry... But suddenly you find it, I’ll pay you for it, here’s my phone number. And suddenly, if someone finds another, then buy a cassette, here you have 1000 rubles.

B is good son. Take a visit card with money.

A couple of days pass, a guy (P) knocks on the owners and says he walked past the house and found a cassette.

X: Yin, this man lost, please give it.

No, only for 10,000.

X: Now I will call the owner of the cassette.

Grandma calls the man, he says, give any money for the tape, tomorrow I will come back.

My grandmother gave everything. Naturally no one is coming, then the cassette decided to see, and there "Well, wait." This is such story.

To be the neighbor of that aunt with a pig I’t want to be.

Naturally, then the companion is automatically somewhere nearby.

xxx: I never understood how pleasant these pudors are to go into the anal...
You are burning :)
XXX in the meaning?
Yyy: Well in the sense, your phrase sounds like you’ve tried to put something in your ass, you didn’t like it, and you’re now wondering what a pleasure it is :)

Hey, Debbie, stop discussing the fake quotation about BIOS.
1st Password in BIOS is entered BOTH!
2nd The password and BIOS settings are NOT stored in power-independent memory and are easily discarded by removing the battery or a special switch [CLEAR_CMOS] (who is more convenient, there is no difference).
Three The BIOS can be cleaned through various special programs.
4 is BIOS is a program. CMOS is the technology by which the chip is manufactured, essentially the chip itself, which has both an energy-independent memory in which the BIOS is recorded and an energy-dependent memory in which the settings are stored. So in a practical sense, the phrases "drop BIOS" and "clean CMOS" are absolutely equivalent.
5 is There is no need to build experts and stick to the words. Everyone understands what you are talking about without your comments.

Commentary on the video, where schoolchildren for a while decompose the Kalashnikov machine:
"Be afraid of us We will dismantle all your weapons and you will have nothing to fight!!!and "

I read yesterday in one magical book what miracles begin to happen if you constantly hold your eyes above the horizon. It was promised extraordinary. I decided to enslave. What a wonderful hunt!
Today, with my head proudly lifted up, I go into the elevator and see, on the ceiling of the lamp, it is written large: LOSS E...O!

>> And here’s – you don’t have a landmark, you don’t have a route with that very azimut. Why do you need a compass? Choose any asymmetry and whistle straight until you get out to people.
# # #
In the woods, it is customary for a man to walk around. The left foot is a little longer (in the opposite direction). The compass helps at least to go all the time in one direction straight.

I understood why with every new version of windows, the icons and buttons are getting bigger and bigger, obviously due to the progressive myopia of the main customer.

(about sex in the car) And at the MKAD, by the way, we were lighted by a patrol car >:( And the lights in the car flashed >:( >:( Also стыдобищщщщааааа)))))
But my partner himself was a mint, so he did not hurry to get stuck, waited until I brought myself in order, opened the window without hurry, smoked, waited until the mint came to him and poured his certificate under his nose. The young patrolman was extremely upset: put, he says, the next time the xiva on the glass and do not distract people from work

The Amazing Idiots (c)

I just arrived today from a long trip. We haven’t seen you for almost a year. How much water has leaked since then... Bl... you are a Chinese crane in the kitchen...

Leaving for a year, do not block the entry crane.

A few days ago, I was on my favourite mail. It’s been 30 minutes since I arrived. And here it is, the happy moment – I approach the window to pick up the package. And then in front of me flies a aunt, pushing me away from the mail worker’s window:

T: I was in front of you, I was sitting out there, let me go.

I: (feeling that her jacket is ice) you went in a minute ago, even the clothes are still ice.

Such an exposition she did not expect and with a burning flame in her eyes passed to the end of the line.

She probably used this trick often in the summer.

They say that the devil appeared on earth to take to hell the most terrible sinners who work at the Post of Russia, and they are closed.

Girls who worked in Sbertech, more men exaggerate their expectations on salary. I have seen it myself. I wonder why?
VincentGray We have a lot of training to improve self-esteem. There is no training for qualification.

The camouflage costume. Fuck, man, you went after mushrooms, from whom do you hide?
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I suspect it is just cheap, durable, it is not unfortunate to rot, and it is unrealistic to break - knees and elbows will not be struck. The husband has two such: jumping with a parachute and repairs in them. And the rubber on the manches and trousers from mosquitoes and ticks are well saved.

I walk through the street, I walk through a cafe, a guy comes in front of me and talks to a girl: "Sun, I'm flying to you, Mercury has just passed!". We go through two more houses and she goes to meet him. They meet and then the guy begins to run around her and scream: “I’m in a heliocentric orbit!!" and 😉

by Kun

Is the female Maine Coon a Maine Tian?

Onanism is self-employment. By excluding onanism from GDP, you are excluding volumes that could be mined by prostitution. Where in civilized countries the work is done by professionals for money, in the wild - non-professionals provide themselves with services of insufficient quality, which negatively affects GDP growth and taxes.

A man is always happy about marriage.

The former mistress.