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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №60459
 21.02.2012
Button "I want to sleep" and "I need to work" is a cross in the upper right, unwilling you create)

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60458
 21.02.2012
People who don’t have a carpet on the wall in their home are taking pictures in dirty entrances.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60457
 21.02.2012
Konstantin: PrIFFetyki
Konstantin: ChmAffki, Zai
Radley: HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATIT
Konstantin: How is DELIFFQI?
radley: shoddy-kya you naahuwosek, shoddyfkya
Konstantin: I saw my name. Nondumiso Tembe as Na'omi Ajimuda
Radley is out!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60456
 21.02.2012
GGG: Nothing motivates as much as the success of friends.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60455
 21.02.2012
zzz: I have one uncle pathologist in my childhood playing with me in the hospital))) so I'm not scared after that)
Q: Do you have a childhood sexual trauma?
zzz: here’s sex)))) we consumed the toys, and then filled with all sorts of stuff and sewn)))
I have one uncle pathologist in my childhood with me to the hospital played" and look at the first three results :-D, it seems I am not the one such
zzz:I will now know what your pathologists are associated with)))
XXX: Fuck... * ROFL *
Play online games - tanks. I have a greeting (copied) and I insert it every time before the start of the battle, and go into a common frame.
Now by habit. CTRL + V? Without reading I send...
XXX: Bring the air into your lungs.
XXX:"I had one uncle pathologist playing with me in the hospital as a child."
You can’t imagine how much I’ve heard about myself.
Zzzz: I’m not personally to blame ?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XXX: simply, suddenly... absolutely not in the topic, nobody writes anything... and here neither of that nor of this...
almost 40 year old uncle issues: "I had one uncle pathologist in my childhood with me to the hospital played"
XXX: the scream of the soul.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60454
 21.02.2012
Discuss the news about the one-atomic transistor developed at the University of Australia:
XHH: "And what, in Skolkovo no longer do such";
ууу: "No, there, so far, the history of ancient Greece is taught..."

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60453
 21.02.2012
The comp is monthly: exactly once a month on an arbitrary day, the wind thinks it is unlicensed.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60452
 21.02.2012
In Android smartphones the best voice control to date!!! to
- Will the alarm react to the phrase "REVIEW?and "

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60451
 21.02.2012
The assembler in the shower is a tyrant, sergeant, slave owner and dogmaster in one person. Every "useful" tactic of the MK is perceived as a personal challenge. The processor must perform any user command for 3, no better than 2 mx. The remaining 399,998 milliseconds before the next command he can move with the tail - "Look, master, everything is ready!" :>

[ + 39 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60450
 21.02.2012
XXX: Psychiatrist
xxx: I just told you
XXX: he works in psychiatry on duty
xxx: yesterday the challenge all the hernia on the chts where that
xxxx: whoever thinks so
XXX: They are coming.
xxx: a man with a fork in his hand opens the entrance door
xxx: menta with them has him fork to pick up to break him
It turned out that it was the neighbor who called.
He was just eating peelings.
I saw the car and quickly ran out the door to open.
xxx: so is it
If the meat was cut and with a knife came out
B: I shot you.

[ + 41 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60449
 21.02.2012
Maximum
I’m tired of cracking and joking every day! I want a serious attitude! Anyone who wishes to sign up will be considered!!! to

Ekaterina
Maxim, no one will meet you until you learn the harmonies, I advise you to go to class one.

Valery
by Zaen?
The Harmony?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60448
 21.02.2012
I am studying at the Faculty of Architecture. Gave the task to make a project of reconstruction of one building of the 1930s, communal. Someone has already broken 5 entrances into apartments, 6 is still a communal.

Per everyone will agree that the passing room is completely uncomfortable. Studying the plans of already broken apartments I saw passing living rooms, passing bedrooms, passing kitchens...BUT passing toilets!!! What kind of dive do you need to be in order to access the living room ONLY through the toilet?! to

Repaired and corrected everything. But, fucking, I’m afraid to go out into the big life and start a real practice in this country...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60447
 21.02.2012
ad_user: I think it’s time to introduce a new unit for measuring the complexity of a computer system – 1 wtf. Derivatives - to measure the difficulty of its support - wtf/hour

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №60446
 21.02.2012
Osobo: I look at the owners of iPhones, who are jumping through turnikets in the subway, so I want to break their feet.

NForce: Yes, I’ll look at the owners of iPhones at all.

[ + 59 - ] [15 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60445
 21.02.2012
Looking for a friend’s job :)

by Elvira.rThis fucking shit is sending people a resume.
by Elvira.rIf they answer their questionnaire where they ask the same question
by Elvira.rI don’t want you to work, I just need money.
by Elvira.r: "Respond to questions accurately and reliably." would still write in the eyes to watch the scuca
by Elvira.rWho can recommend you as an expert?
by Elvira.rI’ll give you my mom’s phone ?
by Elvira.rWhat attracted you to our job announcement?
by Elvira.rSo beautiful looked the black buckets on a white background
by Elvira.rWho invented it
by Elvira.rHow do you imagine your career growth?
by Elvira.rAfter the interview, I become your boss and dismiss you.
by Elvira.rWhy should we accept you to work?
by Elvira.rI want to help you, want to help you.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №60444
 21.02.2012
To lose weight, you need to monitor your nutrition.
HH: For example, I eat everything cooked.
HHH: Mostly a clutter.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60443
 21.02.2012
The Beer Baron:
The Arabs pass “Mario” from the right to the left.
muravey :
Yes, so all the married men pass - the princess visited and cooked out of the castle

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60442
 21.02.2012
We discussed with the boss the last series of Sherlock.
How did he survive? I ask the boss for his opinion.
He did not survive. He fell and died!
What about the last pictures?
Did you not guess? This is the scene 30 years later. At the cemetery is the son of Sherlock and Molly. Why Watson didn’t get older, I can’t say.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60441
 21.02.2012
Yesterday I stood in Tabris (supermarket) at the box office. I look at the boxer’s badge: with the big letters "Nika", the next line with the small font with the small letter "subheavenly". I think they have a hierarchy. That it was her surname came to me only today, when I saw another cashier in the same place the inscription "sinicin" :)

Conclusion: Write the name from the first letter)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60440
 21.02.2012
Do you think it’s warmer at home?
I : of course! Half a day of cooking.

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