by Evil:
I can do anything with my knife. Even if there’s something that can’t be done with my knife, it can serve as a motivating factor to get someone else to do it.)

I love croissants and theatre.
He: And I’m shishvili, beer and football. You see how much we have in common.

XXX: I drink coffee
Is it so hot?
I don’t know, I’m working here.
XXX is fresh.
YYY: Well, I also have it fresh.

XX: What is the Eurozone?
YYY: There are Eurozekis
YYY: and live by European concepts

I sit at the table, my mother on the couch. Suddenly from my mother’s back the voice:
I have something wrong with my leg!
As I turned around, I heard a reassuring continuation:
No, I just bowed her on my knees.

Stalker: Fuck, another one left me.
OMG: It is summer! Rejoice to!
What does summer have to do with it?! to
OMG: Ticks and mosquitoes!
Stalker and?! to
OMG: Well someone will suck you.

A friend told me, stood in line, heard a conversation.
Young Man (M) vs Grandpa (B)

B - Dacha is near the cemetery, take a spade with you!
M – Why?? to
B – Well, why, girl, you accumulate yourself whatever it is boring!
M - o_0

ViLPy: Something doesn’t feel like I’m a graduate
Specialist, it feels more like I am, molding, the future ordinary :(

XX: Where were you yesterday?
Repair has been completed...
XX: You seem to have finished?
The toilet hero sold.
Q: Is it wrong with him?
Do you promise that you will not roast?
xxx: I will try)) so the picture
Yesterday, the car was in the lane.
He buried her when she came home.
WOW: I think the crude crude was...
xxx and yes =)
WOW: I run home, I sit on a push and there is a terrible blow.
Well, I’m jumping up, the fucking is almost gone.
xxx:))))))))
WOW: I look at the bathroom, where the attachments to the floor are cut off. Well, caroche, somehow he recovered, washed a friend of Faisans and went to work out...this is how it is.
Max, where are you born?
In the ECB, what?
The Urals are so harsh.
Which is soooo)))

I just don’t want to be a cause for disagreement and to the detriment of myself I do good to people... I am so sorry about myself.
YYY: I understand you. Yesterday I gave up my seat in the bus, left and quietly cried.

Do you remember when you and I went to Mammoth?
2: I remember... we used to take it off the rock, and let us eat the grain...
1:Yes, I put...until one good guy named Prometheus brought a new device, fire...
Has the wood already been on it?

the harm of self-beating before the stronger sex.
I have no breasts.
He: There is
It is just compact.

* Contact asks to authorize it*

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don’t speak English :(
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! to

We are cooking lilia kebab.
Mama, I want a lily!
I: Luckily you’ll just get them...

I read Dale Carnegie. I decided to start the next day with a smile. Thro the first half of the working day, I smiled diligently to everyone, as sincerely as possible. At lunch, the boss came to me and said:
Once again smoked at work, you’ll get stuck.

He was killed on one of the photos. The photo of the beach is a large-scale girl, taken from the back, with a cute figure.
The only stone: "Flight-looking scoliosis is here:D"

Damn to fuck! We are men!! 1
You went through the army.
I am a stalker.

Sister yesterday boasted...her husband gave her an iPhone
When I checked the phone, it turned out that it was two-six.
He did not disappoint his sister and disappointed her husband.

This idiot has recently written to me.
girl1: kind of smarry how we reworked the movie "cards, money, two trunk"
girl 1: type removed, newly, talented, where there is haiku ricchi
Girl 2: What did they do there?))
Girl 1 is fucking. He sent me a photo.
girl1: there on the atlas for the 9th grade lies a dirty poltos and 2 hunts of their eroded

I am going to study in Germany:
xxx:found on the map of Germany the city of Schlüchtern