HH: Well, he’s still building a bathing sheet of himself?
WOW: Yes, I don’t know how to get rid of it. We will have to take extreme measures.
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The employee at work brought to show a photo of the class of her Paris grandson, who lives in a respectable area. For every 30 children, there are only 3 European dogs. One of them has her granddaughter – half Russian, a quarter Arab.

Global integration and its fruits.

She: what the relationship, we didn’t even have sex.
He: Noah, this is not necessarily a relationship. On the contrary, ultimately
She grabbed him on the head

We look with our wife and daughter to Treasure Island. Falling from the stairs, Billy Bons, Jimmy shouts, “Doctor!” and the door opens and Dr. Livsey appears. I ask "And where did he come from?"
Wife: "You understand, he works on a real ambulance".

Found in the rules of one tracker:

About the Moderators:
The moderator is always right, even when he is wrong. The more you argue with the moderator, the less chances you have to argue with him. And then, the Non-Constructive Dispute with the Moderator on his Territory (NCMT) is part of the Special Olympics, winning in which means you know what you are doing.
Moderators are recruited from the number of people who, at least, know how everything is arranged here - so their job is to answer your questions. However, if your question has already been answered, and not once, then the answer may not be very adequate - do not be surprised.

Regarding the administrators:
The administrator is a semi-mythical character – the inviolable messenger of Olympus, the creator of the Great Warp, a representative of the Justice League and a full-fledged ambassador of the World Association of Licedees on the territory of our forum. Every act, even the most disgusting and disgusting, of His Majesty must be perceived as the manna of heaven.
The administrator has the right to anything.
The administrator has no obligations to anyone in this forum.
The manager looks at you a little confused.

The reporting period, another weekend at work, in the office silence.

The salary would rise as much as the amount of our work.
Salary increases for those who increase this amount.

Silence, Sunday and work

[20.07.2013 1:18:26] Leša: Do you know where Sanya disappeared?
[20.07.2013 1:20:10] Vladimir: No, yesterday suddenly disappeared somewhere :\
[20.07.2013 1:20:16] Lecha: It turns out that this fool yesterday, when he went out to eat, started eating a spoonful of sugar powder
[20.07.2013 1:20:19] Lecha: And he with his grandmother lives
[20.07.2013 1:20:49] Lecha: So, he has yet to chew. All in the powder.
[20.07.2013 1:21:11] Leša: Here comes the grandmother, asks, say, what is it? Take it and take cocaine.
[20.07.2013 1:21:15] Vladimir: :D
[20.07.2013 1:21:46] Lecha: Yes, the old grandmother believed. Without questions, quietly, she went and picked up the scroll.
[20.07.2013 1:21:53] Lesha: Well Sanya, did not pass this, and went further code to write
[20.07.2013 1:22:03] Lecha: After 20 minutes, the healthy uncles came, and without unnecessary questions and suggestions, turned this dayle and took it to themselves to the fairy land, to other characters.
[20.07.2013 1:22:49] Lecha: So he says, unless he proved he did not smell.
[20.07.2013 1:23:15] Vladimir: ))

From the article on the microwave on the Raspberry Pi:
synchronizing time with time servers on the Web is hardly the most useful feature for the microwave :)).

Being a Microsoft user is like being a necromant student.
like you raised a zombie, but you wipe it, treat it with ointments there and with everything, so that it does not fall and break down.
Being a macosi user is like being a slave owner.
He bought a slave for a great deal of money, and he walked away. Why is Zombie more resistant? The Negro does not need to be watched.
and linux
It is like a necromant-adapt.
You’ll have to be them, Szuco.
You walk through the cemeteries, look for spare parts, and then you sew yourself a zombie with a thousand whistles and curtains, but INDI, absolutely cast, tuned and completely yours.
Prudent in terms of food

How you fought with your friend!
A generation of idiots has grown up who need nothing but to fuck.

Someday I will die, and it will happen no later than at sixty, because I am young in soul and do not want to break down morally or physically. And you will all wipe and whip on my care, and I will sit on a wet parapet near Tverskaya-Yamskaya and smoke a cigarette. And you will all scream "Gorshok" Muddy! I will let your tears go and count your victories. We will win in this situation. I’ll leave when I don’t get bored. And you will remember me with a good word, for the fact that I didn’t get bored and didn’t become a fool making money for you. Well, this is about those posers from the estrade. Fighting for the face with plastic. Just to roll more on the stage for a bag of greens. I did everything for you. You are always with me. We’re one big family, and it’s logical and natural that you’re going to get along with me. No need guys. We will see again. Just live. I will wait..."

Palar: L...in talks about the causes of the Proton crash. The further, the more miraculous he speaks. Not in a story to say or a pen to describe. Techcard was written by some fool, the sensors of another were twisted, incredibly captivated and probably not hardy. The third is the master, probably was in the toilet and, who turned something there, did not see. OTK passed by and did not follow the bazar. The military reception probably went to Gorbushka, trading. I think Chelyabinsk was very lucky that Proton fell immediately.

and AIB:
- What do you think, Anon, these problems with Navalny's heart started because of all these stories in court, or is it some kind of congenital disease? Wouldn’t it be because of the court’s decision?
“We have Gorchok dead here, and you with your Navalny.

Please post here the lyrics of songs "King and Jokes"
Otherwise I will laugh at you. The resource is entertaining, not compassionate.
who wants to sneeze - sneeze on mayl.ru - they always have someone bad

by A-ha ha! How sexual preferences change with age: in the second episode of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, not the beautiful blue eyes of young Anakin Skywalker are now liked, but the chic beard of Obi-Wan. Probably in twenty years I will notice how erotic Darth Vader breathes.

A small burn.
In the village, he pulled the dog off the chain and walked like a walk.Then he went into the house, and he tied the dog near the house.BUT WHAT!This miracle came to mind to tie the dog to the ROPA!THE ROPA FUCK!He came out of the house neither the dog nor the shoulder!The whole family was chasing the village for an hour for the dog with the shoulder)

Yesterday, a German acquaintance, who studied in Moscow during the Soviet era, told how he was forced to read Das Kapital in Russian at the institute!

About the status

"I am looking for a man"

Diogenes rule

When I met my ex-girlfriend, I often heard her say almost proudly, “I don’t know why everybody hates me.” After a year of relationship, I hated her and we broke up, but I still can’t understand – why? Subconsciously I understand - shit, but I cannot clearly formulate the reasons.

From the conversation of two colleagues:
“Vlad, if you get a promotion and become my boss, I will call you exclusively VLADYKA!