boomol391: what’s new? As a family?
We are going down to the level of the smaller brothers.
bogomol391; what is it?
I came home from a food store. A cat and a young man meet me. The cat - the legs are rubbed, the younger - the legs are grabbed. He fed the cat – he sits licking his legs... he gave the younger chocolate – he sits licking his fingers. The cat fell asleep where it fell, the younger nearby rolls.
bogomol391: well, can he learn something good from the cat? They are pure.
Tronus: It is so. But I look at something like the cat licking its eggs...
- I am 100 times eating, and the feeling that I stand, I want to smoke out.
You know this is self-deception.
of course. I never go out to smoke.
My new neighbors in the country have two cats "sphinx", a red cat, and a gray cat.
Periodically I come to the country to repair the car, and always the neighbor's grey
At this moment, the cat jumps under the cap on the engine and watches my work.
So the cat has a second name - "Gray, give the key to 13!".
The man! Regardless of the cat.
The year 94 was - still lived in Russia. I sit at home – I clean the gasoline, Walter PP, I don’t touch anyone. A bell at the door. Well, I’m going to open, and I picked up the gun machinefully with me (without intention, really).
And on the threshold such a smiling young man - looks me straight in the eyes and so with enthusiasm: Hello! My name is Nikita! I am a Christian! Do you care about God?(During this speaking, his gaze descends below, below... - stumbles on a gun... Pause)
I see you are not interested, thank you, goodbye.
p.s And why is he so — I may have just wondered...
FFF guys!
FFF: Who is in Touch?
Zzz: I tell him about energy levels in quantum theory, and he...
zzz: well goo
We have managed to buy a batch of cystics, the serialists of which are not included in the cystic itself).
And yes, go to Yuh with your weddings, your ovulations, and your socks.
Lardo: I picked out candy from the child yesterday. I think from now on I am an official certified supporter of the forces of evil. Therefore, I ask that you give me the number of young virgins and livers!
(Everyone is on vacation, the server is still)
- Fuck, without loading, the server N works straight very sharply.
What was removed from him?
and people.
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Eat your mother, men, if the babies are such brain fucking disgusting unbarred creatures from the planet Venus, and you are not such, go and collect a petition in support of same-sex marriages, live with each other. The brains are whole, the baby water as much as you want - the man of the man will understand, the money in the family from both sides is steadily flowing without decrees... although someone, besides yourself, will do well, and yourself well.
I am no longer a red woman. I am brunette again.
And my scalp is brunette. The brunette ears. The bathroom brunette. all brunettes
I can paint, yes.
Council number two. Try to find out the person you plan to marry before the wedding.
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Getting married before the wedding is not very decent.)
5 rubles instead.
Once upon a time, my friends and I also agreed, only on ruble for word.
A few days later, a new insult was born in the company, for which you do not have to pay:
Raise your mother!
Would you like to come home and find a little sweetness in your pocket, but don’t understand how it got there?
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I won’t be her. I will remove it and forget it in half an hour.
as you wanted.
Look at Zen.
Dead neighbors
The sweet orange
xxx: Applications for equipment are satisfied by receipt and by residual principle.
YYY: What is it?
XXX is something. A late pig sick near his ass, that’s what.
Liquid
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Since the evening, my husband has been tormenting for a long time whether to put me for lunch at work a strawberries or pasta with sausages. The first morning SMS when you come to the office "Open the dishes carefully - you will pour the soup!"
How to cure it?
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If you have never been able to clearly answer her what you should put on, she has concluded that you do not want either one or the other, but you are just ashamed to say. I put something third.
Tagged with #17832
You either have weak muscles, like a baby, or a disease, since you can’t move your legs normally and so sit. Or just a fool.
Listened to salesmen of audio equipment in 1999.
Seller 1: Here I started to get acquainted with rock music with The Beatles, Rolling Stones.
Seller 2: And I’m right with Metallica and Manowar.
You didn’t have a childhood!!! to
17832, legs spread almost one hundred and ninety degrees, is that, a relaxed posture? The gymnastics, ept. Well, okay, but how would you explain the man’s desire to stand in the passage and hide it all, instead of melting on one of the free spots?
About Prothesis
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There was a patient in the clinic. From the category of everybody unhappy scandalists. She gave her colleague a prothesis.
Lots of words missed.
It turns out: the prothesis is not dead! For a moment, it is full!
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And only then came to me that it was a protease of the jaw, not the legs.