Raise your hand those of you who read the entire user agreement? So, what about those who do this every time they read the treaties? Admit, there are few such people. On Reddit were those who scrupulously read the terms of the agreement and stumbled on very interesting points. A pleasant reading!



1st If you make money on Tik Tok, the service owners can assign your earnings to themselves. And they can also use your videos in their advertisements, naturally without your consent.



2nd I’m not sure anyone will be surprised, but when I read the entire rental agreement for my first rental apartment, I realized I would have to pay even if I died.



Three Sony may sue you for not updating your console software if you were connected to the Internet.



4 is In the employment contract of the company in which I worked, on page 22 a line was buried, which stated: whoever on his first day of work that he saw this line in the contract on such an email, will receive a bonus leap this year.



5 is On April 1, Gamestation decided to add a special clause to the contract - "On the Immortal Soul", which stated the following: "by placing an order through this website on the first day of the fourth month of the year of Christ's birth, you agree to give us in free use for eternal eternity your immortal soul."



6 is Someone, Doug Heckman, installed the Pitstop program for the PC and read the entire license agreement. In it, he found an item stating that he could get a financial compensation if he wrote to Pitstop by email. The result: the man received a $1,000 check as proof that it would be good to read the license agreement (three thousand people did not do it before him).



7 is I don’t know if they fixed the item or not, but earlier at FedEx, if you indicated that the cargo was “fragile,” it didn’t mean they would handle it more carefully. This only meant that you confirmed that the cargo was fragile and that was why it broke, and that FedEx was not to blame. Thus, they deprived you of the opportunity to file a lawsuit for damaging your package and obtain any compensation.



8 is A few years ago (somewhere in 2011) such an entertainment as "Work from Home" was popular, widely advertised everywhere, promising huge payouts and a free trial. (It was about the signature, as you can guess.) I became curious what exactly the fraud was and I read their contract. There was an item requiring you to pay them $10,000 as compensation if you applied for a refund of previously paid funds. And although it was unlikely to come to court, dealing with collectors who kindly offered to pay "only three thousand" is still shit.



9 is I learned that Amazon can pick up books I bought from the Kindle store at any time.



10 is If you intend to sue Huawei, you will have to do it in China. But you will never be told that a foreigner has almost no chance of winning a case in China.



11 is By the way, and also Amazon has a clause in the contract relating to the onset of the zombie apocalypse. No, seriously: “H, this restriction will not be effective in the event of the occurrence (and official confirmation of the COC) of a crushing viral infection transmitted through bites or by contact with biological fluids, and causing the resurrection of human corpses seeking to absorb living human flesh, blood, brains or nerve tissue, which could lead to the fall of civilization.



12 is I had a Victoria’s Secret coupon, the terms of use of which were as follows: Canadians need to solve a math problem to be able to take advantage of this coupon.



Thirteen Once participated in a story contest, which organized an amusement park, under the terms of which your story can be published, but...

Any story sent by them will belong only to them and will not be used by you or third parties. In addition, they could:

Throw out your story, but you still can’t publish it anywhere.

They could make money on your story without giving you a penny.

They were not obliged to refer to you as a writer, except for the only mention in the first publication.

They could modify your story without consulting you.



14 is And I was lucky one day, I read the entire contract and there was such a item: "Dear customer, thank you for reading all the terms to the end. Write us to the mail referring to this item and we will send you a box of chocolate as a gift. They really sent out!

When I was young, I worked on repairing my small area. I had a house instead of a wagon in the form of a barrel.

A couple of young families were housed nearby.

So I got tired of using the drill. I forgot my home. I ask my neighbor.

I – “Listen, let the drill drill a couple of holes.”

The neighbor says, “I don’t have a dick myself.”

I am. “Well, I’ll ask another neighbor.”

S is "A bad idea, it is inadequate at all, it is better not to connect with it."

To explain “inadequacy”, however, he could not.

I go to another neighbor.

I – “listen, the drill is needed, just a couple of holes.”

The neighbor 2. "Listen, the drill is not new to me, you understand that if it burns in your hands, it will be unpleasant for you and me. I will be ashamed to ask you for a new drill, but you will be unhappy to give a new drill for the old drill.”

I thought, “Now it’s clear why he’s inadequate, greedy on the go.”

And the neighbor continues - "giving I will come to you with my drill and help everything that needs to be done, for free and neighborly. And if anything happens to the drill, it will be boring to me alone.”

He came to me and helped me. Since then, I have done the same with others. In my opinion, the most appropriate decision.

Humble people, always on top.

At old age before retirement I had to move from a forced place to another city. In addition to everything, I had to re-formulate my certificate and in the Military Command. The town is small, almost a village. I come, give a military ticket and the necessary papers, the chancellor goes for a personal affair - there is no personal affair. No and no, look for it. They are looking – there is no one. It must be a scandal. Once again they take a military ticket, look at the specialty, scratch and run to the military. He found my business there. It turns out, in our town, all military personnel have traditional military specialties, such as motor shooters and only I have one kind of unknown type of ballistic missile ignitor. Military for some reason decided that if I am called, it means one thing - run, Vasya, run. Here he installed my only daddy in the whole town with a specialty for himself in the regiment waiting for the time of Ch. and fortunately.

Aunt: “My husband took all the money to buy a car and left me with five children.”
A neighbor: "My girlfriend was beaten by her husband and broke all her teeth."
“My brother-in-law drank the TV and then beat the brother-in-law for what she allowed.”
Everyone asks me, “When will you get married?”

I order a beer at the CB on the spill, the seller asks:

Do you have a passport?

I answered: there is

The seller is already pressing: - Passport is there! ? to

I pressed too: I have!

I was upset, poured a beer and asked nothing more.

The passport was with me. Don’t ask stupid questions, you won’t get stupid answers.