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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №158859
 22.10.2022
Interrupted sexual intercourse is when children knock on the room, not what is written on the internet.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №158858
 22.10.2022
It is not about optimism or pessimism, but about the inability to count the probability of events.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №158857
 22.10.2022
Once in the airport could not find a working coffee machine for 100 r, paying the "cup of coffee" 400 r for the Americano sucked a frog. She sat in front of the coffee machine, thought, looked from the side, seeing that it was disconnected from the socket - turned back and the machine revived. Drinking coffee, the people at the airport also joyfully pulled to the machine. Half an hour later, the evil girl came out of the “cup of coffee” and pulled the cable out of the rosette again. She said, “Don’t touch me” and left. The Competition

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158856
 22.10.2022
No need to leave the comfort zone. It must be expanded.

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