About the static.
We worked in an office with synthetic tents and a synthetic uniform of employees. His favorite entertainment was to get close to a colleague and throw the accumulated charge on the tip of his ear or nose. And when we turned off the lights, we rubbed each other’s sleeves and the beautiful spark and threshold.

The friendship of the goat Timur and the tiger Amur will be filmed in a cartoon film.

xxx: And when the tiger Amur will eat Timor's goat, it is urgent to make a horror film "The Predator. Evil Returns or the social drama-tragedy "Hunger Games. Toughened Laminated Safety "...

Soviet cinema clearly embellished and embellished reality. Even with the pickup. In the film "Where is the novell?", the pickupper of the old spill on the cut "do not tell!" immediately fell and went to look for another victim, rather than telling the girls what creatures they are, what happiness they do not value, and then did not complain anonymously about what all the babies "hamki".

With this weather, it feels like I didn’t put the tree for the New Year, and didn’t clean it for March 8.

Of course, it is easier to ignore, maybe for some it is sensible. Only if, by default, to consider a man as an asshole, it would not be fair for men to answer with the same coin, will the lady need help? Only in this case the situation looks quite wild.
– is
This is purely abstract logic. I am talking about the real situation. Men are physically stronger than women, so women are naturally at risk. I’m not a beautiful person and I’m not one of those who should be met on the streets. But I was twice stunned in the subway, and once after that they ran after me in order to get acquainted, once before me a man got caught in the deep night, when I, coming home, found that on a walk with friends somewhere was sowing the keys and mobile (everything was in one pocket), I ran from him to a 24-hour store nearby waiting for the subway to open, and even there a man who worked there managed to stick to me, a couple of hours got me the same phrase: "Well, smile, no sadness, one day I returned from one job in a very unpleasantly dirty shape with a tired leech, and until halfway to the subway to me proved to be a mouse with questions: "Is it so sad?" What are you so bold? Are you married?"
How do I deal with strangers on the street? Even if the chance to get into an inadequate one-on-a-million, and I get this chance - will it be easier for me?

He worked in 2010 for a contractor Kievstar. We offer cable internet. The case was in Luhansk. There is a provider LDS (Luhansk home networks) in this city. I call another number and a man takes the phone:

Do you want to try one month of internet from Kievstar for free?

No thanks, I have LSD and I feel good.

The office could not work for half an hour.

Misha in search of love - armored train with chamomile on the lighthouse. Two years ago he grabbed a girl in a club, brought home, and she told him: "Well, what sex, don't ruin the romantic moment. We just met, it’s uncomfortable. Let’s talk." We drank tea and she stood on a taxi. I forgot to leave the number.
He was looking for her for a month. He told me how nice and special she was. Advertisements hanged on the houses, all contact interrupted. Every Friday in the club.
xxx: Then the sms came "Monthly I started then, maniac". Whether it is this or of our who regretted history is silent, re-call our romantic did not become.

xxx: the logo of a company
xxx: Are there users of this godless company? I will mother you.
YYY: Did you mean “company employees”?
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to this
X: Do not exceed, because E = mv^2, and doubling the speed confirms the energy. And don’t forget to turn on the lights.

Wow: I am embarrassed to ask, to what speed do you speed up the city, that to calculate the energy decided to use this formula?

Zzz: This formula will help you in a closed system to calculate the kinetic energy for any speed of any non-rotating body. Honestly yours Isaac Newton.

Who will be divided into two??? Physics of Mill...

The weather is warm, haha. A girlfriend tells about her child's morning

XXX: There is a natural marasm.
Santa Claus, where are the gifts?
- And the wig melted, swirled, the presents dried up with snow!
Children, like by order, look in the window... on the faces with large letters read "Vuga, ugu..."

A bunch of men try to prove to the girls that the raped woman is guilty, and immediately wonder why they are considered dangerous.

One day, my friend drove a turn on the Moscow Ring Road. But she decided not to unfold, motivating it by the fact that the MKAD is a ring and soon she will return to the same place. by PS. The length of the MKAD is 110 km.

History of Life
I stand next to the bus stop and think: wait for the bus or walk.
I look nice, dressed modestly, I don't smell shallow at all

Suitable for mochgin(k)a
I wonder which bus has just gone.
I said I didn’t have time to consider.
Following the second
Three when it comes.
Unfortunately, I don’t know, I don’t visit this area very often.

And there was something I didn’t hear about myself.
A fool is blind and knows nothing.
Then the question to me: why are you standing here if you know nothing?
answered
Are you fucking?

Everything fell like a wart.

As long as a large number of eggs will accept politeness for their vertebrate and toothlessness, the more young men on the street will hammer, because this language is accessible to them for some reason.

If you can, I will try to summarize.
Men who are not alphasams, but simply without a watch, want to communicate with fun and sociable women.
Women who are not sambists prefer not to get acquainted by chance because of the threat of rape and frequent incidents.
Something needs to change, right? Maybe the society? Women should trust men and not be afraid of men. To free citizens quietly take responsibility for solving other people’s problems like the rapists, maybe even with a gunfire, and not complain at the corners with loud sounds from the street? Or at least asked the police where the budget goes, more than for science, education and healthcare.
Although not. Let’s better write on the internet to strangers on the entertainment site!

Once I got into a situation - I needed to transfer documents on the company to the pension. A car with a navigator in repair, a smartphone with the internet I don't have - well I don't like touch screens, I need a simple ringtone with big buttons with my thick fingers, and the internet on the road usually doesn't stop. I looked at where Pence was on the map and went on his way. was confused. Who asks where the retirement is? People of old age naturally. But they either sincerely did not know, or did not want to give the location of this secret location, and one in general sent to the other side. The time is 5 p.m., the retirement until 6 is working, I already want to scream "baby, I do not steal your retirement, I want to fill it a little!" And here I see a young person of twenty years. And the disposition is such - it is already dark (Peter, December) the courtyard, uninhabited. Strangely enough, the girl didn’t just suggest, she was following me because she was on the way. Along the way, we talked, it turned out that she is studying off-site and is looking for a job. I needed an office manager. The girl has worked with me for almost 3 years, now in a decree.
Olga, if you read this - health to you and baby, and we are waiting for you :)

xx: Almost a week later, I pulled the slide out of my finger. Such a healthy. And the finger didn’t even bend...what would that mean?
The body acknowledged it!
XXX: I am a bulldozer!

The fucking! I thought the joke was like this:
The man bought a onion, hung a target on the toilet door, shot and... broke the tank.
I bought an onion.

Tell me how

In fact, you can’t distinguish a normal man from the one who disguises himself. There are two options - either learn to differentiate (grow up), or sit at home with your mother. years to fifty. In the blue socks.

At the concert, there was a crowd. In front of him jumped like a ragged fat unwashed pofigist.But it was worth asking him not to kick his legs, so he began to observe a distance with everyone around. It looked like muddle. Then it became hot at the concert and in the break the people went to breathe, and I stood closer to the door. Next to him stood an intelligent guy with a girl (washed, shaved, in a shirt). And then there was little space for him and they and his grandmother just kicked me off, then stood on their feet, and answered the comment with a sharp beat. I know a lot of such stories. I have them and my acquaintances. The degree of inadequacy is not always visible from the move.

I go to the subway from work, on the wall of the car advertisement: "Fashionable gift selfie stick"
and painted a monkey hanging on a tree and photographing herself with this
The same selfie.

I understand, of course, that the Year of the Monkey is coming, but still mindfully.
Congratulations to the apologist)))

>>> About Yulia and the absolutely crazy name in the passport - fuflo.
Transliteration of names in foreign passports is regulated by GOST 16876-71.And according to this GOST the name Julija was to be written as Julija.

Names in passports in general.
Armenian acquaintances told: you live in Russia, you delay the permissible deadlines, you rush to a check that deports you to Armenia and imposes a ban on entering Russia. In Armenia you pay an amount to the local authorities and - wow, you have another transliteration of your name in your passport and for the Russian border guards and lawmakers you are another person with impeccable behavior and a clean conscience!