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[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156326
 22.05.2021
xxx: In my youth, I remember, my wife was fixing such stuff =// Written from some fake page of a painted calf. And I’m sitting down and thinking, how do you fuck up to that at all?! Such a calf, I would not even ask the way, not to write an invitation to go for a walk xDDD P / S my wife does not have a fat basin some terrible, very beautiful and cared for. She was just fucking raised, beaten in her childhood, and she grew up with extremely low self-esteem, objectively could find herself 100 times better than me.



YYY: Guy, you would pay attention to your self-esteem...

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156325
 22.05.2021
Xxx: Played table tennis with a girlfriend on a break. The level of the game was constantly increasing, a couple or three dozen more parties - if you look, I would be confident to play.

Summer, heat, the sun shines in the windows, which to the floor. She came in a light white sweater and, as always, calls me to play. It happens at the table, from the side of the window, the first pitch, I looked at her - the mother is honest! I did not know that it happened! From the bright sun, this saraphan is hardly visible! Enlightened all over!

After the first match, she was very surprised:

What are you today? Do you see the ball?

The sun shines in the eyes.

We change places, nothing distracts - I easily win, we change again - again lost )))

She didn’t stop playing tennis, just didn’t get up on the other side when the sun was out.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156324
 22.05.2021
Xxx: By the way, a great idea for a game. Close up the camera and two manipulators near the umbrella, connect all this thing to the internet and attach to the online game. A person puts dirty dishes, and random people from the online are washing it and getting points and intraday currency, for which you can buy hand washers, dishwasher, the effects there are all sorts of. And then we’ll have donata and lutboxes :D

Review: Tom Sawyer 2077

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156323
 22.05.2021
It is difficult to find a governor for an officer if he sits in the administration.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №156322
 22.05.2021
How to Communicate with Reeltors

I sell my own apartment. the first time. Advertising on popular websites. Calls from the routers are constant. I began to meet these brothers and sisters. They have one step - let's sign a contract for 3% of the value of the apartment (I have 100 thousand).

My question is, what are you going to do? Responsibility of the parties? Failure to fulfill obligations? They are serious about promoting on 60 sites, a federal customer base, successful deals, etc. And here I now (to try not to rust) listen to them carefully, clarify the details (this is important in the future, see below). And I declare, not hurry so, thoroughly - and I am ready to sign everything! My interlocutors are changing in the face (like a horse).

"But my small condition - if you sell an apartment, you get your commission of 100 thousand, and if in the course of 1 month there is no, then you have 30 thousand."

And here the circus begins - we don't work like that, we don't have such a contract, and you are a scammer. And here I already speak to them all their arguments (see above) about federal bases and successful experience.

I tell them, B$&T, their own words! No one agreed!!! to
Run all this x@eta down the stairs to jump!

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156321
 22.05.2021
"The Soviet authorities were a disgusting lie," Anatoly Chubais told the Kommersant in an interview, whose entire activity in Rosnano was a disgusting lie.

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