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[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83220
 22.06.2013
XHH: What are you doing?
Tagged: rest
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nakh in Hebrew - to rest :)
Yes, I have already found
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Tag: go go go go go rest
Q: Do I need this? I need to rest.
I now understand that in Russia everyone wants to rest.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №83219
 22.06.2013
The door of the doorway was blocked...I was almost dead of shame.
Shame on me, it’s five :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №83218
 22.06.2013
The Juve:
My mother and aunt came. They fucking constantly cheat about the lustres. I remember when I was 5 years old, they were also about lights.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83217
 22.06.2013
What do you think of a grasshoppers? In a costume, with a motorcycle... The army represents it differently! Soldiers in their form and with... The horse!! Cutting the grass with a spade!! The USSR is just hardcore!!! to

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №83216
 22.06.2013
xxx: Few people know, but the program of deputy Mizulina is patriotic and is called "Russia should not suck!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №83215
 22.06.2013
Destroyed from Habra

Stalkers
21 June 2013 at 18:15
Listen, and that’s a good idea – to close the Vkontakte. I’m not saying that the site is bad, no. Just there is an incredible number of people who at one point will have nothing to do. And schoolchildren now have holidays... And if school demonstrations are to be pushed by force, then you can accuse the rapists of harassment and pedophilia, nowadays this is fashionable.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83214
 22.06.2013
[21.06.13, 23:24:21] Anchutko: I wanted to give you a link to the route that the package has taken with our bicycle at the moment
[21.06.13, 23:24:41] Anchutko: but you understand, Friday evening, the site of the Russian post is no longer working

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83213
 22.06.2013
Quote from 2005:

"* gvy wrapped one and a half good plates of delicious mushroom soup
Lioka will eat sandwiches
* Nikon has been costly"...

Prehistoric people also had their own Instagram.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83212
 22.06.2013
Dialogue after defence:
XXX Congratulations to you! Do you have anything written in your diploma?
YYY: I do not know. But we laughed "I am an engineer"

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83211
 22.06.2013
Are you surprised that the Second World War began a little before the Great Patriotic War?

I am not embarrassed, because the territory of Latvia and Riga joined together (since 1939). In the USSR, military operations began on June 22, 1941. Why not open the Pioneer House in Riga in February 1941?
And if honestly, maybe it's time to shame yourself and learn history? Or read Wikipedia. Well or news at least sometimes look, there was quite recently - a couple of years ago - a bunch of reports related to the political situation in the Baltics and the history of the matter. It is a shame not to know such things.

[ + 42 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83210
 22.06.2013
The news:

Kyrgyzstan expels US air base.

The United States is concerned about the growth of the slave trade in Kyrgyzstan.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №83209
 22.06.2013
Oh, it’s an untransmitted feeling... When, after a heavy mountain climb, you’re flying down to the sea on a bicycle! On the twisted streets, with the wind and great music in your ears! You come to the beach, you run through the waves into the water, and there...
The meduses! by %@## >

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №83208
 22.06.2013
and Etalon:
At work, the driver sits in front of me every day, opens the Tula snack and eats it. I work for 2 years. And, what is unfortunate, he is not sick of these dough spiders yet, and I am already...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №83207
 22.06.2013
If you believe the “Time” program, then Russia has only three problems: homosexuals, piracy and a common border with nuclear Israel.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №83206
 22.06.2013
stumbled the truck, the mobile phone that stood on the charging from the smoker said that the charging device is off.. so my five-ton car has not yet humiliated :(

[ + 34 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №83205
 22.06.2013
XXX: I am here. I lie down, I fall asleep, almost midnight, I hear or from the street. And then it will be silent, the stronger. Then the concrete starts. I think it may be time to call the police, I look out the window - at the shop in the courtyard, five guys are standing and actively arguing, hand-mashing, but without a morder. I open the door – to listen, and they argue about where the first statehood arose – the Romans or the Greeks.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №83204
 22.06.2013
Pleasant and useful.
= the =
We sit down with my wife after dinner and discuss the rest of the family budget.
There are only a thousand left. Tomorrow we go to the market and that’s all.
I: So let’s sell something.
A: There is nothing unnecessary.
I: How is it! The costume of the Russian Post. I think someone will quickly go to a collection with a school girl's costume, or a nurse!
It’s too cruel for the one who gets it! and :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №83203
 22.06.2013
A colleague cried out:

I read news
In our city, police received new Lada Granta and UAZ PATtriot
K: They have to!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №83202
 22.06.2013
Eugene: In other words, about dystrophy. My neighbor is still a shit in wow. So today I wake up at 11 a.m. and look at the neighbor’s bed – empty! I was delighted to spend today quietly and without idiotic screams in a language I did not understand, I went to cook eggs, had breakfast, then opened lectures on matan, played music. And what was my surprise when the blanket was delayed, squeezed, hardened like an 80-year-old grandfather, and then asked to turn off the music, because THAT, BLIN, IS NOT EXPULSED!!! I thought I went crazy until the head appeared, and then the whole body along with the laptop...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №83201
 22.06.2013
Conversation in the office.
1 (programmer, 23 years old): Evaluate what I found - *includes a soundtrack to ninja turtles of the 90s release*
2 (manager, 31 years old): *songs* We are not miserable bugs, super ninja turtles
3 (programmer, 18 years old): *includes a soundtrack to the PowerRangers of the 90s* - it's cooler!
All three start to sing to the whole office, the manager (50 years old) comes in: guys, throw on the soap!

This is preferred by the older generation, and children listen to all kinds of pedics.

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