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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №84532
 22.07.2013
..."From the general human habits of any position, Vasya is shy and leads to a purposeless existence. From the point of view of Buddhism, it is freed from passions and close to enlightenment.

In fact, it is Nihua. In WOW, the same passions reign.
Is the lancer for the bead? But Vasya shakes on a new dragon as a means of transportation.
Fashion clothes for hipsters. But at the same time Vasya grinds for days to dress her character.
Sport is boring. But our Vasya harasses the reflexes of pushing buttons and strategies as a typical spotman.

So from the point of view of Buddhism, it simply replaced the social games of the real world with the social games of the virtual. And to enlightenment is not closer to any hipster.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №84531
 22.07.2013
So the brother priest answered the question about the Orthodox (!A dog and a silk?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №84530
 22.07.2013
I had a dream that a gang of Chinese motorcyclists were chasing me. Most importantly, they caught and struck their heads. In the morning I go to work, two Uzbek people on the motorbike O_o from behind.
They asked me about the way, and I barely hit a tree!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №84529
 22.07.2013
With the car:

xxx: And you are ashamed when you go out to overtake, and behind the steam car is clinging to some mrs and tls, and you, then, tap into the floor pedal, and he just in the bumper breathes without tension and you actually understand (if you do not have, of course, Priora), that the man is eagerly waiting, when, finally, you will crush your fuck on the 3rd transmission to your legitimate 120 and drop to the right?

YYY : No. It is a shame when the slide on the tail hangs, and how terrible it is.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №84528
 22.07.2013
In today’s digital world, you often have to deal with file archives. Ubuntu supports all common archive types except rar and zip.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №84527
 22.07.2013
News is burning

A married man, father of five children, who disappeared 16 years ago and was officially declared dead, was found alive and healthy. A man became gay and started a new life..."

PS always believed that fathers who abandoned their children were pederast.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84526
 22.07.2013
Aleos: There is an old but dumb grandmother living with us next door. Our doors are common, iron, and the doors to the apartments themselves are not locked. So, the lover she congratulates her birthday leaving something on the table in the room while no one is home. A week before my birthday, she hit her leg somewhere and crawled heavily. And here I am, I sit behind the compass and hear that the door has opened. Well I think "square". It was early in the morning and the light only burned in my room. I sit further. I look into the corridor, there is a cat sitting and watching the door, I can’t see it. I watched and listened. And I hear someone slowly wandering in the hallway, crumbling on one leg, which just wraps on the floor. In my head immediately flashed images with zombies and other creatures from the movies. I was all tense, sweaty, looking with my eyes what to catch and what to reject. And here, out of the corner, out of the darkness, she comes out with the words, “Happy Birthday, Sashenka!” and stretches a gift for me. To say that I was scared - not to say anything, bricks would have been enough for a good shark...

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84525
 22.07.2013
X: Who is running the XBOX?
SpongeBob Square Pants!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84524
 22.07.2013
in the inform. The pensioner fills out a questionnaire to purchase a social card. Grandma in letters, with makeup, cocktail like that.
- Girl, a point "year of birth" to fill?
not necessarily.
This is a woman, I understand. The manager scanned her passport with retirement.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84523
 22.07.2013
Why is the mouse so ugly?
M: Zaya, you asked for the simplest.
Do you feel sorry for my money?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84522
 22.07.2013
This is:
to this:

Here we go with the girls on the street. Beautiful, dressed, guys smile and everything is fine.
From the cafe next door comes a mother with a son of five years and so. A boy in a Darth Vader mask and with a toy light sword.
We, without speaking, sing the Imperial March. Loudly and with feeling. The boy seems to understand little, but the mother suddenly smiles widely and begins to sing.
Ordinary such a woman, full, with discolored hair and in a colorful dress. She sang better than me.
Do not judge by appearance.

How can I sing the Imperial March? Are there words? Drink if it is not difficult.

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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84521
 22.07.2013
xxx: a person who hits his website with a dull/growing sound of flying flies/bees/mosquitoes but a noble troll will be...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84520
 22.07.2013
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah)..
WOW: The WOW!!! to
Oh yeah :)
WOW: The BORRRRSTEEETE!!!! to
A. The Cottages
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!!!! to
Wow, it hurts me!!! to
I want the blood of fruit!!! to
Issue:......................................
And from that moment, Katya stopped eating vegetables and loved borscht.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №84519
 22.07.2013
In the press service of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the NSO confirmed only one attempt to jump from the bridge. According to the police, yesterday on the Communal bridge was detained a man who tried to jump into the water for a dispute. He was taken to the Lenin police department, conducted with him preventive work, after which he disappeared the desire to jump.

NHS News

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84518
 22.07.2013
A 2.5t horse is a mammoth.

Clean for reference is a normal load. Here, from 4 tons, the horse-weighting horse begins. Up to 12 tons.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №84517
 22.07.2013
On the whole "beer restaurant", BEER, they only have two toilets!! They are either stupid or very evil.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84516
 22.07.2013
In Hogwarts, boxing and linguistics should be taught, so that the magicians can lightly pull out the stick and clearly, without stopping, proclaim the spell.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №84515
 22.07.2013
At all times, engineers have sought to reduce the likelihood of accidental damage to anything related to fuel. Is it not funny?
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Nothing has been funny for a long time. What are you?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №84514
 22.07.2013
After that, the director’s friends came to the conclusion that this place was not for her, and she was appointed as an inspector to interfere with other directors. When unsuitable for this work was found, she was pushed into the parliament, where she, as they say, found herself.
© Clive Lewis "The Silver Chair"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84513
 22.07.2013
I convert books in one run, about 1000 at a time.
Suddenly, almost on the last book, the whole process comes up with an unknown error.
Only the title of the book is known: "Diverse No. 1"

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