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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №157074
 23.10.2021
Marine Veterinary Disarms Suspect in Gun Robbery at Arizona Gas Station, Video Show

A veteran told deputies in Yuma County that the marines taught him not to "disrupt."



Xxx: Marine Veterinary... I thought about this position for a long time before I realized it was just a mistake.



Yyy: It is right. There are also sea cats.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №157073
 23.10.2021
Xxx: It's worse when you shake, shake, the camera switches on the face / pocket / big plan of the man's eggs, and you keep shaking, you think now it will switch back, and it's not all switching and not switching, and here you're already 5/7/10 seconds shaking on the man.



Yyy: *Parents who watched this in the last 10 seconds*

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №157072
 23.10.2021
The modern ruler in any unclear situation declares a non-working week and hides in the bunker.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №157071
 23.10.2021
June in Petrograd. I was driving with an adult daughter. The red light stands. Compared to us, the boys slow down on the scooter. Young people in love with life and each other. Funny guy in the spring. Behind him is a girl, as if from a movie, some unrealistic Peter-year-old. Dress, wind, hair on the wind, backpack on the back. One hand embraces a guy, in the other a bouquet of chamomile. I admire the guys. They seem to be shining with happiness. The girl turns her head, smiles and stretches a chamomile. The daughter drops the glass and receives a white-yellow miracle. And the girl, laughing, stretches the second one, for me... The green light, we touch. A girl and a guy, in love with each other and in the summer, stay behind. The chamomile still stands in a circle on the window and does not think of winning. And every morning, breakfast, I look at them and smile.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №157070
 23.10.2021
Next week we are all working.
What if the labor inspection comes?
She will not be working for a week.

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