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Topics of the forum:
"Hands hurt, what to do?"
and two holes. It is amazing."
"Split =]"
"Please explain the question with the language"
"The mouth is missing"
"Marriage in the Second Hole"

Well of course!
Undoubtedly everyone immediately guessed that the forum is dedicated to the game on the lip harmonica!
¦ ¦ )

Zuzukina: Shane, do you love me?
Arskillord : Yes!
Zuzukina: Fu as not romantic
Arskillord: Listen to Tan, let’s go tomorrow? I worked all day, the shopkeeper was tired. I really have a good mood not for romance, I want to sleep, I want to die.
Zuzukina: Okay, good night then!
Arskillord: a peaceful night of Zay!

... →
Arskillord: Fuck Themych, will you come soon? Have you agreed with the telecoms? They will come? Take a beer 4-5 shells!
You are a suck!
The contact removed itself.
Arskillord: fucking...

XXX: played with the guys in cards for dressing... and then in points

Do we pay for the refrigerators?
- Look, there are diodes here: green, yellow and red.
-Ah, we power lighting and will use them to manage the routing of packages.

<Ank@> Hi Max!
<Maxidron> Hi An)) what do you write on the cap?
<Ank@> I am going to Parikmaherska tomorrow to light up!
<Maxidron> So tell me, does a soldier have the right to wear a sergeant’s chase the day before the order? You have the right to write caps only tomorrow after the hairdresser)))
<Ank@> how you broke me up, Max. (((

- = good girl =
Let us meet you!! to

To answer one question, do you love Iberia?
- = good girl =
Just so immediately? Well yes at all =)

So go away from here...

I have a project on economics. Topic: "Creation of a company" A company that produces juice. Slogan: "Good juice is twice as delicious if made from people!"))

and whisky:
I go into the store, I watch the family there: Mom, Dad, son ten years old.
Mom: Fuck, I have to go to Shura tomorrow.
Daddy: Well, fuck your shura, she's stupid and dumb, and do there dumb, dumb dumb we'll dumb there?
Son: I can’t do it tomorrow too, we agreed to go to Hermitage.

WOW and the ambulance are like ice cream: you eat - and you want to :)
Yyyy rather than shit - you will come and fuck off...

People, please let it be here, maybe the journalists will see and illuminate this event:
Today in Kamchatka there is no gasoline at all, it is not sold anywhere, prices today
On the last day, sales were excessive – about 30-35 rubles per liter of AI-92
There are no reports in the media, this feeling does not bother anyone, please
illuminate this problem. People filled gasoline in all the tanks that are available today.
They have... A great gift from the government to the NG, we ask for the illumination of this once again.
the trouble.
City of Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky

Roxy
I went hanging.

Igor
Because of what?

Roxy
From Problems

Igor
Which?

Roxy
I will tell you tomorrow.

Even on the main streets still shines a 5-cm ice shell.
XXX: attention and question
xxx: why does the equipment that officials buy for the money allocated to bring the city in order, foolishly fail to cope with their protocol duties?! to
YYY: The simpler
yyy: because lexus, you understand, is not meant to clean snow and ice.

Letter to Saport Maila Ru:
Hi friends!
I know you thought a long time before creating a wonderful Moimir.
And the "Remove My World" buttons you did not just because you thought about this: "And who will decide to remove MY WONDERLY WORLD E-MAIL? Will there be a fool?" And did not.
My world was created by mistake, I don’t need it at all.
The only inconvenience from it is that invitations to friendship and invitations to join groups from some sputum often come to the box.
Dear Santa Mail! Please make it so that I wake up in the Suthra, enter My World and find a large bright button there to remove My World.
Thanks in advance!

Your Jewish friend.
P.S I’ve done well all this year!

Today I got a shock for a lifetime.
The caroch decided to whisper, well he wrestled the porn, it passes 30 seconds, as the player window closes and appears Kaspersky: attention! Suspicious action is blocked (

So I’m sleeping tonight and I get an SMS from an unknown number at 3 o’clock with something.
I woke up a little bit and I took the phone and text "Hello, Vanka.
And I answered something and cut off...
Every morning I remember this SMS and see what I replied.
The text struck me.
"No, I am on the rabble.What?"
O_O

by Ivanko-43

Request for Windows:
To edit the registry, use not the registry editor, but other programs.

and rem.

Fuck, people, [wordstream] is a discussion of quotes, not a service of counting dwarfs!!! to

Pangolin: Today I put the screw to a sympathic niformaloche, on the C disk I saw the folders of the tattoo, the beasts and the maxim. At first I was surprised but when I opened each of them, I saw real tattoos, photos of animals and photographs of some man.
Pangolin: in the hope of looking for a Viagra folder, but found no such one.

Ferm
Advice what you can give a guy to the NG))
Elessar
Maybe a book, maybe a shirt, maybe something else from clothes.
Ferm
He’s a boxer, he’s a bandit, he only wears expensive sports things.
Ferm
He does not read books.
Elessar
barsets and kilos

<renegade> I went to visit my parents =)
<frakir-ydavka> what do they say?
<renegade> Now I have meat and fruit
<renegade> I feel like a male predator %-)