In the morning, he slipped and fell while he was going to work. I decided that today is not my day...But everything changed when a wall calendar was presented to the teacher at the automotive school tonight. While he stabbed him to the wall, he broke his finger, broke the light bulb and broke the hammer.

<Selefior> here are people with a sexy nick
<Selefior> in life nichuya is not sexy

Megamozg
Where are the keys?? to
Nixon
They secretly meet with the controller from the TV.
Agent is
Waiting for the flash.
Kira
She flirted with her left socks.
Xena
He betrayed her with the keys to the car.

Anthropophagus: the website of the Ministry of Health of Ukraine needs to change the domain from moz.gov.ua to moz.gov.net

The female logic. I sit in the kitchen with my girlfriend, she warms me soup on the plate. It has been warming for a long time. Then she waited, poured it into the plate and said:
Oh go eat. I don’t know if it’s warm or not.
So you try.
I can’t, it’s hot!

Cepe*ka: I see on mail:
Cepe*ka: For the sake of Sergey Zverev, the girl did 28 plastic operations
Cepe*ka: the first thought: "and the first of them was brain amputation"
I have no options :)

I have a penis of 10 cm, I am 17 years old, is it normal?
Okay but shit!

XXX: And he’s cool... he’s really cool! In short, I saw his Persian in a morrowind - completely pumped, he had everything, he had all the skills and characteristics for a hundred, Deadric armor and weapons, the best clothes, everything is enchanted... And since he sat a lot, the level was over 80. So, this is his persis is a scrap compared to himself!
YYY: O_O
XXX is serious. This was the only time I’ve seen a man cooler than his own Persian in Morrowind!

Azick (21:44:14 21/12/2009)
ppc, I am sick - the brain is not sick at all)

iennefer® Ruslan (21:44:17 21/12/2009)
I took my socks in my hands today.

iennefer® Ruslan (21:44:24 21/12/2009)
Wearing and losing.

iennefer® Ruslan (21:44:41 21/12/2009)
And finally my thought brought me to the kitchen.

Azick (21:44:46 21/12/2009)
Ahhhhhh))

iennefer® Ruslan (21:44:52 21/12/2009)
I opened the refrigerator and there...

Test: Do you know what Dandy is?
The Cage: No
Tagged with: clear. Test completed

XXX is fucking! My hair began to grow on my chest.
YYY: Hey, what did you want? Is it in the IT department? The sweater grew and started.

from the Dating section: an educated, erudite, intellectually developed master of boxing sports.

I tell my son that his sister is pregnant and that we will all be a lucky little girl.
Katie is pregnant? How do you know that she is a girl?
There is a device that can be used to determine the gender of the future child.
That is. Did you know I would have you?
-I didn't know, Doctors said:"I don't understand"
Better "unknown" than a girl...

You are always asking, when you look, which dress is the best. I cannot choose! I can not! Here’s if it were like this: you put a cursor on the dress, and there’s the "30 warmth", "+10 charisma".

Are you drinking beer today?
I have strength in beer today!

To the school called, say, influence the son, completely out of hand. You know, they ask what he said to Fizruca? "I will not", he says, "cross running – my most important race in my life I have already won". Fizruck, fool, went - when was it, shouted? Son (15 years of obultus): "16 years ago" and left school.

by ps. Who sent you to this race 16 years ago? ... this is the same. Once again, you’ll make your father run, you’ll run again.

The pps. Go to sleep, if you are sitting again until 4am - the password in the bios will be put on.

Tyrannos: The top of cynicism - advertising of shorts and shorts on Animal Planet...

Bees: can a memory card from a photocopy be formatted in some unconventional way?
KVaS: you can boil it :)

Remember the joke about "fuffle, fuffle - there is, fluoride is not"? Now I’m 100% sure that these stories come out of life.

During university time, she lived in a community. Having a pretty good vocabulary, unlike his neighbors in the room, often suffered from this. If I had to write some work or, God, translate something from Russian to Ukrainian, I had to run away from home so as not to fall victim to human laziness.

Once again, when my neighbors needed something to write and translate, and I was evil, like the devil, I silently laid them on the table my Russian-Ukrainian dictionary in the style of "War and Peace in One Volume" and strictly ordered: do not touch me.

In five minutes:
Sosdecka (C): Lovely, and how "Okurok" in Ukrainian?
I: Well, there is a dictionary, yup, how much can I?
A: No, I have watched it!
I, megazlobbo: look again, it can’t be!
C, after five minutes of singing and leaving the pages: Well no, no!!! Here see: "accord", "accurately" is, "accurcum" - is not...

It is useful to work a lot!
Why this?
More money and no time to think about any stuff.