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[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139886
 23.03.2017
Yesterday I went into the elevator, I watched the entrance door open and two girls from the age of 14-15 running with a scream hold the elevator. When they ran, they looked at me, and one said - no, we will not go with you, the other said - and why did we go there. Here I say, girls that I will not go with you and press the button.

Well, they are on the har of these girls, then they will be on the transfer of Malakhov, or I.

Andrei Borisovich, 47 years old

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139885
 23.03.2017
[15:28:41] Sergey : Hello to you, Artem. How is your health?
[15:57:26] Arthem : Hello
Tolerance, I will come tomorrow.
[16:11:45] Sergey : shave, the pass was photographed today, maybe tomorrow will be too
Arthem: They will not recognize me then.
[16:22:34] Sergey: tomorrow too will be photographing, come in costume
[16:30:25] Arthem: Okay thank you
[16:30:30] Arthem: in a wolf costume I will come
I thought you would wear the nurse’s suit.
[16:32:51] Arthem: He is not smooth

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139884
 23.03.2017
You just need to make a film about Nelson Mandela with a thin red Irishman in the lead role.

I, a white woman of the European type with Asian (mongoloid) incisions, want to play Barack Obama!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139883
 23.03.2017
Find a book. I read 15 years ago. I remember only the moment when G.G. for his "position" somehow turned into a worm or a goose, then by the force of the will restored his appearance. Somehow so...

"Barankin, be a man"

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №139882
 23.03.2017
It’s a matter of what bottles to buy. Let her husband, if he wills, be outraged by the price - he dances the girl. But the fact that she can afford Tuchli doesn’t mean that she has to buy notebooks and toilet paper for other kids at her own expense. They don't want to give money - so let the child come to school with everything: a bottle of drinking water, a roll of toilet paper, notebook handles, a box of lotus and a ball. Is this just a bonus for five books?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139881
 23.03.2017
Today’s news is burning:
The Federal Security Service detained two Russian citizens in Moscow, Yoshkar-Ole, Irkutsk and Ulan-Ude

How can two citizens be detained in four cities?? to

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №139880
 23.03.2017
Now I understand what it means to grow up.
This is when a powerful "computer for learning" is real for learning.
You buy it yourself! T_T

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №139879
 23.03.2017
My grandmother is on vacation. He says he no longer wants to go to Europe, surrounded by immigrants and terrorist attacks. I better go to Israel. It is shown less in the news.
xxx: finding logic, I suggested that she consider Somalia. The news does not show it, there are almost no migrants in Mogadishu and it is not very hot there in April.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139878
 23.03.2017
X: I did the opposite. I was told by a nervous guide in the Alexandro-Svirsk monastery that I would have to pay for the entrance to the churches - I gave her a hundred at the exit. I returned to Moscow the next day, paid for the parking, and gave me a machine for a hundred more.
Yy: Chess and mat, atheists!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №139877
 23.03.2017
A designer is when you make two options: one steep and TZ, and the second you do on the offset or specially "smooth", so that the customer on the contrast takes the first.

And the customer with admiration takes the second and says how good you are and how subtly captured the essence of the task.

And the first you do 99% of the time, and the second in a couple of hours, before sending to the customer.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139876
 23.03.2017
Russia is among the 50 happiest countries in the world, rising from 56th to 49th place in the year. The closest neighbor in the rating was Belize - a state in Latin America, and the sunny Uzbekistan even managed to outperform our country by two points.
Midday: And what was happiness measured there?
Capsaicin: by ambulance
Midday: Well, at least not a stangcircle.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №139875
 23.03.2017
Children are not allowed to pornography
Adults can’t, but children can.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139874
 23.03.2017
Athletes before the start of the competition walk on the field, look at the route. The audience wondered what they were doing. Somewhere in the back:
They are weak to sit on a horse.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139873
 23.03.2017
A gambling geography teacher lost his son in the city.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №139872
 23.03.2017
A dispute with his wife:
–...
HH: Okay, I agree with you.
No no wait.
Do you want to argue with me?
No, you want to argue with me.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139871
 23.03.2017
xxx: harassing her on the internet is not at all a male act, which you are here, probably, but it is not certain.

What are you, a sexist? He is a man, at all! It can be poisoned equally with others) Ppc bioweir would judge you for such words.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №139870
 23.03.2017
Discussion of the fitness tracker:
Yyy: There is love on the training list. and :)
XXX: In other words, will the bracelet recognize it?? to
Yyy: There is no sense in the beginning of the workout to turn on the mode and it will tell you how many calories you spent and what your pulse was at the same time. But I am sure that you can collect the desired primary in this way and configure the classifier.and :)
xx and give advice.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139869
 23.03.2017
The Parental Forum.

I read that breathing potatoes is harmful. He breathed all his childhood. without a result.

It helps mine. And can eat. Someone wrote here: put children to breathe - they ate everything. without salt. Very pleased were... My elders would also lubricate mushrooms...

- Reminded, the older one a couple of years ago also put my grandmother to breathe, and he covered out of the floor: "Ba! Don’t you have a swallow?"

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139868
 23.03.2017
In general, what is the way to appeal to the lost science fiction (which the snobs of literature do not even hold for literature, and, in principle, reasonably), which was written by people who did not manage in life even a team of twenty people and in the theory of control also do not understand?

I do not know how many subordinates Heinlein commanded, but in general he served as an officer on the aircraft carrier.
So, yes, the mind and the army are two things incompatible.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139867
 23.03.2017
A good job if the work does not burn.
YYY: It is burning! It burns very!
YYY: but let her go in the ass and burn there.

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