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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16718
 23.05.2009
features of online gaming in the lock - comes out of the box head and screams up: "Sanya, yollm, baffney already!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16717
 23.05.2009
The bears and bears don’t run anymore. Soon in fashion will come "Translation of Fish!" and "YAHWEH!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №16716
 23.05.2009
Our motto is invincible.
Ktolhu, shredder, cat, odmin o_o

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16715
 23.05.2009
Why do all the decent cats suck in the shoes, and my cats swallow? 0 - O

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №16714
 23.05.2009
But you also look at the screen with hope when you press the "C" key and don't know what language is?? to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16713
 23.05.2009
Last_avenger (00:00:42 15/05/2009)
I need to go wash the dishes.

Wedding (00:01:49 15/05/2009)
Dishonored! She is itching, she dreams that warm, gentle, caring hands touch her.

Last_avenger (00:02:19 15/05/2009)
Fu to Fu! I’m not going to wash it now >_<

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №16712
 23.05.2009
Two residents of Khimok flew to Turkey without wives
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Good luck to you men! Break up in full!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16711
 23.05.2009
<allslavin> and I had sex with two aunts was :R
<lost_love> for a lifetime

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16710
 23.05.2009
Yes, I am YANA! I got a cold (I got a cold)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №16709
 23.05.2009
I sit in a couple. I try to pirate into a network that is only open to admin. I am nervous, nervous and struggling with all my strength.
Here, fucking, a notebook opens up and it is written: "I have already broken up, a little more and I will fall. by admin"

I fell from the chair.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16708
 23.05.2009
xxx: I had a client... Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovich... Ivanov. by ul. Nizhnevyanovskaya, passport issued by Ivanovsky OVD... bugagaga
They roasted the shit... thought that he was given a model on the passport table...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16707
 23.05.2009
Want to save the plant? Take a vegetarian!
and static

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16706
 23.05.2009
xxx: Remember on the sea forever you are trying to pull a photo with some hand-wrapped monkey?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: I went to the innet-salon in Anapa. There at the admin on the table is a bank, and in this bank sits a huge frog. Signed by "Stepan. Photo - 10 rub."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №16705
 23.05.2009
The worst name for a guy is a decimeter.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №16704
 23.05.2009
Nature is most polluted by the people on whom it rested.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16703
 23.05.2009
Creative Plans
(The story of a former student)

It was in the mid-1990s. He came to our university with
The creative evening of the outstanding actor Evgeny Leonov. The room, of course.
He was struck by battle. I’m not going to talk about the show itself, it’s better.
As they say, to see once.
At the end of the performance, the actor came down from the stage, smoked a cigarette.
Naturally, we surrounded him with a dense ring, warming up in the rays of the worship.
The light. For a while there was silence. Suddenly, one of our teachers
I decided to ask the question:
– Eugene Pavlovich, what are your creative plans?
Leonov looked sadly at the docent and replied:
Not to die.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №16702
 23.05.2009
When I was 15, the Gypsy reminded me I was going to spend a lot.
Money for women.
I am now 30 and I have a wife and three daughters.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16701
 23.05.2009
I remembered a case from the distant past.
We and my brother were born on the same day and respectively drunk together, but he was burned, and I never saw that I was drunk... And here one day I came into the torture drunk and, as usual, loaded, sat on a chair and tried to fall asleep, which would let go... And when the father once again began to blaspheme his brother, the brother said, he said that you blaspheme me, the brother also came drunk. He even worries that a drunken came you see sitting on a chair and sinking, and you as you were broken, so you will remain him!"))

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