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[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53831
 23.09.2011
We have a sports car:
1st Take a sports nail.
2nd We forge the sports holes in the resonator until the desired sound is reached.
Three We get bricks on the hood from the thankful inhabitants of the surrounding houses.
You can, of course, and frostbite with the purchase of frostbite mistakes, such as straight currents, spoilers, etc., but it will be more expensive, and the brick on the cap will be the same.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53830
 23.09.2011
Director Fyodor Burundukchok made a new blockbuster.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53829
 23.09.2011
I work in a small manufacturing company. To accomplish one simple task perfectly suited sticks from chupacheps...

All departments and neighbors were connected.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №53828
 23.09.2011
Albert Gore confirmed the arrival of the iPhone 5 in October
The comments:
login123, 22.09.2011 21:30 The market of donor kidneys collapsed.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №53827
 23.09.2011
She: I was interested in your proposal with ananas ) Or all coffee is psychedelic.
He: These are young boys, who? Young and inexperienced. It is not fashionable to drink coffee. Come for lunch tomorrow, I’ll feed an ananas.
She: Okay, I will go :)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №53826
 23.09.2011
Today the cat out from the morning " pleased" - I go to the toilet, he sits there on his toilet - raises his head and with absolutely human intonation "myyryryr!!!..."... I was so conscientious that I didn’t knock

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №53825
 23.09.2011
and autumn. Transportation collapse in Peter. There is asphalt everywhere. You have to hurry until it rains.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53824
 23.09.2011
Yesterday in Ashan pleased the announcement on a loud communication: students working in a labor camp like this, gather in the department of "Vegetables".

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53823
 23.09.2011
XXX is great)
YYY: You have a strange smiley, I don’t understand such things like your ass.
I probably won’t smile to you anymore.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53822
 23.09.2011
and oh. Do you have a diploma?
Yes, in the second month.
Will you determine the color?
and no. We decided it was better a surprise!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53821
 23.09.2011
Interested in the announcement:
I will give in good hands of a good affectionate, able and cucumbers to salty and cake to bake, and in the cell phone chip to fold and favorite site to do and also to build a house and dig a potato man.
The reason: she doesn't let anything do by herself - tired! I smoke half a day.

Is mailing possible? Agree to advance payment.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №53820
 23.09.2011
New products from the company "Co"! "What" – Through the Shoulder
2: New tampons "Where". Should I continue?

[ + 57 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53819
 23.09.2011
Are you really sure that in three years you will remember the person to whom all these statuses were dedicated?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53818
 23.09.2011
The forum discusses a new series in which a CIA agent will be forced alone to confront the threat to peace from the Russian president, who is about to unleash a war.

xxx: I hope that in this series the President of Russia will not be in a hat with a hat and with a bear on a thread )))))))))))))))))))))))))

Yyy: How cynically you depicted Putin and Medvedev.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53817
 23.09.2011
Ukrainian students are burning. News and Title:
"In Kiev, a student attacked the Minister of Education of Ukraine"
A further excerpt from the news:
A 17-year-old girl struck an official with a bouquet of flowers.
As it became known to representatives of the Ukrainian media, Stepanenko specifically prepared for this action - she worked out a blow with a bouquet on her friend.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №53816
 23.09.2011
Conversation with Mother (M)
How is it in the universe, okay?
I - Yes
Compared to other teams, how are you at the level?
There are just fools!
Are you even better than them?! to
Yes, I am at the level.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №53815
 23.09.2011
Radio broadcast
“The name is the cross,” says our researcher Vasily Pedorchenko.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53814
 23.09.2011
A beautiful recursion:
A spokesman for the alliance stressed that NATO troops will remain in Libya as long as civilians are in danger.


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53813
 23.09.2011
Correspondence with Comrade from Orenburg

I didn’t go to the park today.
XX: because the nurgalians came
The park is closed for him.
Yyy: Is he now riding there like a cartman in Cartmanland?

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53812
 23.09.2011
Badi: I work at the SC, came to repair the printer, with a malfunction "Does so" and attached three sheets of rubbish paper :)
Added paper "Broken" and sent back

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