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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №158724
 23.09.2022
Those who laughed that the GES suddenly discovered the onset of winter in January.
And those who were surprised by the state of war and mobilization are the same people.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №158723
 23.09.2022
According to legend, Caesar had the only person and friend he trusted: his doctor. Moreover, if Caesar was sick, he only took medicines when the doctor handed him.
One day, while Caesar was not feeling very well, he received an anonymous note: "Fear your closest friend, your doctor. He wants to poison you.” After a while, a doctor came and gave Caesar the medicine. Caesar gave a friend the received note and, while he was reading, drank a drop of the medicinal mixture. The doctor was terrified:
How could you drink what I gave you after you read this?
And Caesar answered him:
Better to die than to doubt your friend.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №158722
 23.09.2022
Why are we being taken to the front?
I don’t know, I’m not interested in politics.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №158721
 23.09.2022
First line in the book on thermodynamics and statistical mechanics:



Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent a lot of time studying statistical mechanics, committed suicide in 1906. The same fate endured in 1933 Paul Erenfest, who continued his works.

Now it is our turn to do statistical mechanics. It would probably be wise to approach this subject with some caution.

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