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[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №151160
 24.10.2018
xxx: oh.... was with my wife, at the time when she was not yet a wife, a rabbit... how much this furry cold was fucking, it was a puzzles... she was fucking on the floor evenly so that it was impossible to get on the floor and not get on her "dirty"

YYY: It is clear. What about the rabbit?

[ + 10 - ] Comment quote №151159
 24.10.2018
To the Russian heaven is to the American to die.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №151158
 24.10.2018
Military cleverness is a necessary thing in the army, disorienting the enemy is not a field for you to cross. At those exercises, our group was created from representatives of different families of troops, according to the legend, the remains of the broken units left in the deep rear of the enemy. The goal and task is to survive without communication, without possession of the general military situation and conducting sabotage actions. All conditions are closest to combat. According to the same legend, an army special force consisting mainly of officers was sent to our destruction. It was clear that the special forces would heat up in the deep night, when we were exhausted from the march of throwing and carrying out combat tasks and had to stagnate in the field camp for a short rest. Protecting a camp when professionals act against you is a difficult and possibly even impossible task with our forces. Therefore, after a small operational meeting, an unusual decision was made. Our group broke up into two parts, most of the mashalata's clothes lay in the nearest hole, masquerading themselves in swarms, and a small one created in the camp an imitation of his vital activity. Lie in a cage even in military equipment, when you can not smoke anything, move, it is not sweet, but your life is at stake, even if it is conditional. How their intelligence group worked, we proceeded the campaign, but they did not calculate us, and our in the camp simulated a full outing of excellent. At about 3 p.m. we found the main. They moved like ghosts merging with the snow, and only the shadows of a rare moon made them move. And the commander gave the team – forward. Attacks from the rear the special forces did not expect, we rushed in a fierce rush with heartbreaking cries. Every oral was what it could, this cry raised our military spirit and was supposed to bring confusion into the ranks of the enemy. In the first fight, we crashed on them like a wave on a rock. Great results did not give, but it aligned the front line, putting us and their walls on the wall. A small pause occurred, the enemy apparently analyzed where help came from to the object being cleansed, and we looked at them and thought they were foolish or not foolish. The wolves of the special forces stood against us. The matter. Years of learning to kill. There is no place for either master or martial arts. The situation was rescued by Sergeant Gordeev, who remained in the camp with a group of "mullage". This is his cry:
In time brothers. We are terrified on both sides! Forced the special forces to dissolve in the snow.
No, they did not shake, did not escape, just the military science of their units says that if the intelligence data do not coincide with the real situation, it is impossible to develop an operation to avoid personal losses.
It was not a pure victory in the battle, but it allowed us to survive the night, and the light to go in front of any even the super-trained special forces, just filled. We represented their selection and were proud that we were not a lick. That, by the way, at the end of the exercise confirmed the command.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №151157
 24.10.2018
The Russian government has decided to raise taxes for the population to stimulate the growth of the economy.
Immediately after, the Chinese authorities announced an urgent reduction in taxes for the population to stimulate economic growth.
So the most important secret of China’s success and economic prosperity of the last 30 years has been uncovered by chance: These cunning narrow-eyed people do what our “efficient” do, and then just do the exact opposite.

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