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[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №1958
 24.02.2008
<NeuS> I am sick. I tried it all, can you advise? An exotic thread
<alex1> tried in the anus eucalyptus?
<NeuS> What is it?
<alex1> to grind!!!! A bath with eucalyptus.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №1957
 24.02.2008
Rita is bleak.
Rita: Mom again on TV "HUY" wrote
It is to wipe out the dust.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1956
 24.02.2008
The mention of Bacha in the quote has long since started to spoil it, rather than improve, wipe out all these "On the tower!" at the end of the epic!!!!!..
Who has borrowed

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1955
 24.02.2008
Mantius: And when I move my acoustics to a new apartment, so that the tenants realize all the depth and inexorability of the situation, the first night I will spin only one song: "In our house settled a wonderful neighbor."

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1954
 24.02.2008
XXX: I take off my socks.
xxx: they are wet and smell of me )))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №1953
 24.02.2008
Sat is entering the game.
“Ave, Caesar!”
[Sat]: Who is Caesar and what does "Awe" mean?
It is Latin. The phrase translates approximately as follows: "Fuck my rugged knees, and this is what Caesar himself attributed".

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №1952
 24.02.2008
aLiGaR entered the chat
<aLiGaR> Hello to all!
<zT> yellow
<lapmaster> again he
<qwerto> roll out from here
Pope has left chat.
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<hahaha> oO
hahaha left the chat.
<aLiGaR> Since yesterday, after trying to install WordPress on a home server and enabling the apache mod_rewrite module, the server died. Specifically, until some point I worked from another machine normally, but after changing the configuration of WordPress (blog system) began to write.
Firefox has detected that the server is redirecting the request for this address in a way that will never complete.
* This problem can sometimes be caused by disabling or refusing to accept cookies.
After removing WordPress and disabling mod_rewrite, it didn’t work. Everyone also sends this message. I sent Denwer, again, the same message. I realized something happened to the system :(
<aLiGaR> to fuck
<aLiGaR> This is the wicked :(((

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1951
 24.02.2008
Two men for 50 years discuss the 2nd ring around Peter:
"Hey, by the time she passes through my country, we will be dragging violins for the roots.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1950
 24.02.2008
xxx: Now Glory on the info told that they had a woman-prepod by the name Train in the lyceum. Do you know why she resigned?

yyy: no) and why?

xxx: He painted a railway on the wall from the teacher's office to her office

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №1949
 24.02.2008
Per no one thinks of superstitions when getting the 13th salary.

Andrei Andreev

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №1948
 24.02.2008
Again about Grandpa. Again, I go to my friend Gene for hunting. “Well what”

I said, “Are we going to see Grandpa?” “Yes,” says Ginkgo, “Yes, my grandfather

It lives me. I fought with the camper!” And telling a story. Grandmother at

My grandfather is dead! Her grandfather buried her. This is the 1980s,

The fight against alcohol! Next 9 days, then 40 days according to Christian custom

Remember, there is no money in the village and grandfather self-guided. Because in

The blood of our fellow citizens has an insatiable thirst to “bite,” someone told us.

A police officer said that his grandfather had struck himself. But good people

He was found in the village and his grandfather also that he would have a search. Grandfather

was prepared. A local police officer arrives with an understood neighbor who,

Probably even “touched”. And my grandfather in the middle of the stall has a milk flag.

for 40 liters. The police officer: “Well, grandfather, has Braga gone?” Father: “Yes

“No water!” The police officer: “Why are you holding her in the middle of the cage? Braga

This is!” He said, “No, but water.” The policeman does not believe. “Father,” he says

“Give me a cup.” My grandfather gives. The policeman drinks. “Water” – surprisingly – “And you

“Why are you holding the flag in the middle?” The grandfather said, “And how.

Grandma is dead. The old women washed her and told her not to pour water for 40 days.“”

A police officer and his neighbor were long in the garden, and the grandfather had to

Evacuation to the district.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №1947
 24.02.2008
In the wolf’s pit fell a pig, a wolf and a fox.

The fox looks on the side, the pig is food, the class, the wolf on the other side.

fuck the shit will be, well fuck him, eat food, I will not go missing...

The wolf look to the side - o pig, class, food!!! In another leopard, the class

I will fuck!! to

The pig looked at the sides, squeezed, and said: I understood, I have a pipe,

Let me sing before I die.

Wolf, let’s have fun at last!

The pig is like a whirlwind over the whole forest, the hunters heard it, fled and went away.

They shot a wolf with a fox.

The wolf lies, breathes and thinks: the fuck was, sex was! No, B is

The show was wanted!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1946
 24.02.2008
No, what kind of shit? I’ve already hanged five really funny quotes in the abyss, but they’ve all been removed in five minutes. But it is worth some mentally retarded, sorry, muddle to hang out the sincere, sorry, shit, however, having written to him the promised word "plus", as this shit immediately hits the top.

Fuck it, fuck it... :(

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