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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №44963
 24.03.2011
she, seeing on the internet a small machine decorated with straws:
What a machine, I want the same. Imagine that she will look like one such big guard.
He is, ah, on the ass of Kamaz...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №44962
 24.03.2011
From the poker room:

corry32: what does cocatb mean?
alien_grey: not cocatb
alien_grey: "COCATb!"
alien_grey: caps is important

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44961
 24.03.2011
At the driving lesson, the teacher talks about the correct behavior of the driver during the car, asks the question:
What is the dangerous bitum on the road during its repair?
The girl from the last row:
He is not washing!! to

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №44960
 24.03.2011
My friend, when she just started driving, went to the gas station... Well, how she tried to get there to the gas station, it’s a separate conversation. But when she finally got up and, coming out of the car, proudly threw off the baggage compartment cover and said-* I am full!Everyone was laughing for 20 minutes.

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44959
 24.03.2011
Good afternoon forums. There is problem. A dog is constantly laughing behind the wall (small by voice). Breathe daily, at least 2 hours, 30 haws per minute. A total of 1.5 thousand squats a day while the master is at work. Has anyone encountered a similar problem and how did they solve it? I would like to hear opinions.

[ + 78 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44958
 24.03.2011
In the continuation:
And why should rights holders of the brand "Love is" not start producing condoms? The children of the 90s have grown up.

Oh, and that they had all the same, familiar from childhood, taste and smell :)))

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №44957
 24.03.2011
The Pizzeria! 6 of the best and most knowledgeable workers are dismissed from production - for the standard reason "pay little" (really little, not pounds). So the management hired a psychoanalytic to persuade them to stay. After a 10-minute speech, the psychic was predictably sent naked, and left with nothing. Fuck where I work.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №44956
 24.03.2011
Announcement of Sale:

No where to go tonight?
Are you tired of playing in the same clubs?
Buy a garage!! to
42 square meters of unforgettable atmosphere for chill-out parties and outer-paths.
with vegetable and vegetable grounds.
Light and central heating are present.
Lovely and responsive neighbors.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44955
 24.03.2011
The morning. Sitting in front of honey. conference, we set up the equipment. A girl approaches us, stretches the flash with the presentation and asks to drop it on the notebook. The further dialogue:
XXX: Girl, and there are no viruses on her?
Men, you are so interesting! How to flash, so "Are there viruses?", and as in bed without a condom - so always ready.
This is the cynicism of medical professionals!! to

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №44954
 24.03.2011
Seven Estonian cyclists taken hostage in Lebanon.

The best comment:
This is the Estonian army. The whole Estonian army - return our army to us!! to

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №44953
 24.03.2011
The porn video on the Garden Ring was sentenced to six years in colony.

No one is embarrassed that they can give less for murder?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44952
 24.03.2011
Dantalian
The damned parasitic smile "-)" I see more and more that I use my own example.

Corvin
and ROFL
brainwashing in action

Dantalian
If only the brains.

Corvin
? to
Dantalian
She recently wanted to make me a surprise - to wash the shape. As a result, I washed it along with the pants and a pink sweater.

Dantalian
I only caught up in the morning. My mother’s office included me in the group of pink cats.

Corvin
and ROFL

Dantalian
The last time the boss laughed so much when the detective drove the rubbish in the department, getting stuck in the trunk. I don’t see it >_<

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №44951
 24.03.2011
I always buy candy to my son, and I eat most of it myself.
What, does he not like?
He does not succeed.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44950
 24.03.2011
Jesus drove the merchants out of the temple.
Since then, the merchants have grown wise and bought temples for themselves.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44949
 24.03.2011
xxx: ahhh lol
yyy: suddenly I was introduced to a medieval lady, who, covered with a light ruby and swirling with an elegant wind, with a breathing voice: "Ah... Lol".

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44948
 24.03.2011
Programming: Sanj, you would
by admin?? to
You fuck up with software and iron. soft male, iron - female))
Admin: So then you get the Piddars, the code is of the male kind! HDD
Filed to:Fuck
Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu Fu.
I am the most fortunate.
I am at least with people.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №44947
 24.03.2011
XX: Do you know what AI is?
The Atomic Herod? The antibody of Isaac? The Arctic Intelligence?
YYY: The agony of YYY?
The Army of Ingushetia?
YYY: Armageddon of Engineering?
An anal irbis?
YYY: What is AI?
XXX: These are my initials
xxx: Alexander Igorovich

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №44946
 24.03.2011

-I went today to put on the account 50 rubles, I give 100, I say: "five hundred", she heard "five hundred", without looking, took my 100 and counted me 500 :D
I just walked by a rabbit in the trail (you’re better).

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №44945
 24.03.2011
Today opened the system monitor to watch after the changes of energy, as if the bp burned, I open everything in the dust and put on the dust "There was Zhenya 2008"

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №44944
 24.03.2011
March 23 is Meteorological Day. In Moscow today was: snow, rain, fog, grad, sun and thunder. Nature as much as it could.

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