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I have everything

Listen to the conversation between colleagues:
Pascal, you are doing nothing.

Listen to the context. It turned out:
You do nothing at all.

Be a Romantic Astronomer
To call yourself a star.
Being a biologist is bad.
Discovering a new type of worm

The Ministry of Health demanded to write on bottles with alcohol the maximum daily dose.

- Well I drank a liter, well two, well three, but why drink?

xxx> I hate him (( All men are the same and only think of the bed (((
yyy> With Max is it all? Like a decent boy.
xxx> is it good? In his phone, all contacts are assigned to the field "type wood"!! These girls are just taboo! It is cold (
yyy>...Irisha, he’s actually working on a fan shop. But maybe even better.

XX: I do not advise to do so, because meat loses all its beneficial properties.
YYY: Is the protein evaporating?
zzz: Water can detonate.

The cosmonauts now drive the consecrated icons to the ISS, on which they built a chapel.
Meanwhile, from the crew of astronauts on their own wishes leaves already the second.
Is it a coincidence, or is it just a circle you don’t like?

In the aftermath of the year, the blessed fire always runs from 14 to 15 hours. At the same time, it is known from history that before he came at different times, and pilgrims could wait for him for hours, or even a whole day. But since 2002 the fire has only been extinguished at the time mentioned above.
In 2002, NTV became the first television company in the world to buy out the rights to live broadcast from the Temple of the Lord’s Tomb, and since then the grace fire has always gone down in the NTV live broadcast. Either in the news, or in the special issue, but not later than 15 o’clock Jerusalem time, because at 17 o’clock a pre-ordered aircraft departs from Ben-Gurion airport to Moscow.
The blessed fire cannot go down later, because then he will not have time to board the plane, and the money has already been paid for it.

I am a doctor. I checked for external damage. Amber from Comrade to the envy of all the wines of France. Breathe well. In response to my attempts to make him feel, he matters actively. I broke my pockets, found an ampoule of nasopharynx. Don’t ask me how she got there. I have a lot of interesting things in my pockets. From children’s surprises to yellow list medicines. If they get hit somewhere on another trip, the investigator will go crazy by checking the contents of my pockets.

I like people who complain about the ban in the country and insult the liberals at the same time.

Everyone wants to buy cheaper oil, but no one wants to own cheaper oil.

Hatha Valery: wrote instead of the text "Hello World" "mama lublyu tebya". My mom saw - 500 rubles gave.I love programming.

In vain, oh, in vain you started this topic about hole soap... luck will run these "amateurs" of canned pineapples and.. well you understand

<Tar> To be honest, after seeing a certain number of witches with enots seriously wanted to read something about their psychology
<Tar> Because it looks like they are consciously behaving like naked asses
<Tar> I open Google, I kill "psychology of the enot", I get a huge brilliant nail
<Tar> 20 rules of life of enots from the spam site in the first place - it's somewhat unfortunate
<Tar> Publication from VK. No thank you.
<Tar> Psychedelic Stories
<Tar> E?
<Tar> "Enota-extra-sensus from Tula beat stroke"
<Tarr>...
<Tar> I am terribly sorry, WHAT?! to
/ Later time
<Tar> Second page, second result - "Psychology of an Effective Manager"
<Tar> Strangely enough, the closest to the truth - these spiders are something like X)
Tar connects with Google

The rest of the cooked corn can be used for salad.
A straight corn? A whole cocoon?
I was talking about the beginnings.)

Plans for life: get rid of bad habits, learn three foreign languages, win the lottery, found a new religion, disassemble the sludge on the hard drive. The latter may be rejected, too unlikely.

Over the years, the desire to wake up famous goes into the desire to just wake up.

I once went to the store, not to the supermarket, but such, ordinary, with shelves. There are three departments. I bought cigarettes in one department, well, two hundred rubles conditionally, and calculated five thousand, there were no others. I took the cigarettes, went to another department, sausages there, bread, she put everything in my bag, I took the bag, in my pockets, and money - yok. by Ayia! All the pockets, and the pockets are dark, the jacket, the jeans, inside, outside, on the sleeve, on the knee, I love when the pockets are many, on the shorts still such a piston, I don't know for what, for a joke, or for a condom can, but there I didn't look. In short, everything broke out, broke out, turned out - no money! Where did you go? The phone is on the spot, the passport here, the keys, cigarettes, a lighter, a wallet with cards, and cash - three rubles and tobacco crumbs. Dress up and look at your pants. Because more where? The seller says – maybe you put them by the pocket? And as a whirlwind on the whole shop: "Comrades, here the man dropped the money! Look under your feet!”

The people are like a flock of straws, the heads sharply so into the floor - a thousand. Then of course to me. Everyone is interested in looking at a fucking man with his pockets turned out, who managed to fuck five pieces in a flat place ten meters away.

In short, there is no money, the seller tells me - you go to the box where the cigarettes were taken. Maybe I just forgot to give it? What do I mean – I forgot? This is not a ruble. I even remember putting them in my pocket! But I went in any case. Nothing to do anyway.

I go to the department and there are no sellers. There are some three patents in a row, I ask – where is Madame? They ran out on the street for a fool. I forgot a fool.

I jump out on the street, the butterfly throws, and this beautiful woman, on her bare feet, ten meters from the doorstep, is trying to pair my surrender to some man. He goes away, what kind of money? And she said, "What do you make me nervous in the cold! You just bought cigarettes from me!” A good man honestly caught up, or maybe just confused. You go like yourself from work, breathe cold air, and there is a grandmother thrown from behind, in t-shirts and hats, with a bunch of money. A divorce or a divorce.

In short, it all ended well. I approach the house, behind the keys in the pocket of utilities, I feel, - ah, money in place. It is good. But! No keys, no passports, no phone, no cigarettes, no lights. Nothing is! I left it all on the drawer.

Back to the store. Thank God, everything was in place, I took everything, the saleswoman blinked at me, saying that if the day did not go, then by night it would be lucky. Okay well. I came home, already with the keys, with the passport, getting shorter, shopping, cigarettes, bread, sausages, money - four eight hundred. You are Tiff! I forgot to pay for the products. Go back what to do.

The seller laughs. He thought of me. No is. He says - after your departure, we have forgotten about you, a strange man is walking around the store. Walks and Walks. You will look here, under the refrigerator, under the shelf. I ask a man, what are you looking for? He is looking for money. Have you lost money? Yes not! One man is lost and I am looking for him.

He was very saddened when he found out that he had already found everything without him. He said, “Well, give me a beer then, I honestly sought it!”
They were expelled. Gave a bottle of beer and put it on the frost.
The cruel people.

In the United States, the son of a State Duma deputy was sentenced to 27 years for cyber fraud.
He did not explain that the Russians can only steal, the Americans can not.

We stand on the sidewalk. A car runs on the sidewalk:

Passengers: Tell me, where is the event here?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It is down the street, after two stops turn left, the address is there.
Passengers thank you!
XHH: Please
Memento_mori: (looking behind the car) we seem to have such a look that we know exactly where it is.
HH: In the sense?
Memento_mori: They didn’t say what the event was.

(The event is held on the occasion of the opening of the bike season).