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[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16741
 24.05.2009
With white bracelets.

I read here that only men will wear clothes and will roast over each other. You are mistaken, I have already seen a girl with a white bracelet on her left hand, she was on the bus, the city of Tomsk, and he clearly did not fit her clothes, and was very outstanding, I go out for a date with her in a couple of minutes, I am very worried, even if nothing works, then I will at least try.

Someone will roast, and people who need it, let it be a little bit, but this little thing will help them take a small step.

I didn’t want to get the best, I just wanted to share the joy. I drowned everything. I want to buy more flowers.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №16740
 24.05.2009
Dear teachers of morality, great you human "WE SHOULD SHOULD"!!!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №16739
 24.05.2009
<sweet> guys...why does my search engine not work?
<DesmondHuem> switch off Kaspersky
<sweet> is not
<Eligorko> set up and off

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16738
 24.05.2009
Hello, where are you from?
HE: Hi.. I am with the most beautiful, third from the Sun planet of the solar system, the galaxy "milky way".
She is super. I have long dreamed of meeting an alien.
ONE: Hmm... similarly (and from which planet then you are?)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16737
 24.05.2009
and XXX:
Well, seriously, let you need a homeowner:
Eating to cook
2 cleaning
Three things glowing
OOOU :
Let me...
and XXX:
I am in command, I am in command. I have no week.
and XXX:
I wore my shirt this morning.
Wow, I agree with you...)
and XXX:
My mistress had breakfast, and she would die of jealousy to me, that I have you. such economic
Fuck to Fuck!!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №16736
 24.05.2009
A super-optimist is someone who, even in the ears of the shit, does not disappoint, but playfully and dumbly cries.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16735
 24.05.2009
I know this.
It was as if it had been before that people were sitting in the cart to get to the next village, long drive. In the end, they were sitting in the woods. There were many such cases, and not only in these places.

It must have been with the mushrooms. The mushrooms tried to taste, then ran on the pine.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16734
 24.05.2009
This is what higher education leads to.
On the information board
List of exams and examiners
For 3 courses of chemical faculty:
Physical chemistry - Borisov I.M.
Chemical Technology - Bosunova M.V.
Chemical foundations of life-activity - Shapelevich S.S.
Pedagogy - Samigullin I.M.
Medicine by Gregory House M.D.
Even the dean came to see and laugh.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16733
 24.05.2009
Conversation in the clinic with the doctor:
Did you eat anything today?
I: Yes...
Doctor : What?
Coffee and an unfortunate sandwich.
Why is he unhappy?
I: Because I ate it.
Doctor: But that is the purpose of the sandwich life! He must be happy!
I: Not every sandwich is smart enough to realize its true purpose.
Doctor of O_O

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №16732
 24.05.2009
Smoke (13:39) :
I have Sanka now speaks English, asked to translate the title of the topic for the composition in 250 words. I translated, in 5-7 minutes I scrolled the composition, scrapped the text file on the server in the network, went to another department, downloaded the file, recorded the girl on the phone, scrutinized me, opened the word mobile, scraped the entire text in sms (6 scratches of text for 3 sms = 18 sms). The result: in 12-15 minutes the girl writes a nicky composition, while the rest of the audience, crawling in the nose, thinks about what to write.

The advantages of life in our age of high technologies :D

by Zy. When adding this quote the verification code - many drachmae (many battles in May!!?!? O O O O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16731
 24.05.2009
G: Let’s make a fucking bunch of money and buy a fucking bunch of useless things.

T: I support, I love useless things

T: and you can also grant grants for the invention of unique non-biological useless things

G: Give me a grant

G: When I was five years old, I put a button to a piece of soap.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16730
 24.05.2009
They do not give - it is when at work in the toilet you scratch, and he starts to get up.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №16729
 24.05.2009
A friend in Turkey in a bar in completely broken English says to the waitress: Give me to the burr and to the cocktails mohito...
Do you want a dark or light beer?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №16728
 24.05.2009
The spleen in the navel arises from the friction of clothes on the hair on the stomach. these hairs are directed to the umbilic, poetic pieces are formed in the umbilic. This was told in discovery puzzles.

Let people see it.)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №16727
 24.05.2009
The karate history.
I was fired yesterday, asked for cuts, etc. And so on, I took a bottle of beer with grief (unfortunately) eating in the bus, listening to the player, drinking beer, not touching anyone. Here someone ticks me on the shoulder, I see my aunt what she wants, I take off the headphones, gry, "yes, what do you", and she "brbrbr, how can you? In the bus? Intelligent people do not do so....." and bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №16726
 24.05.2009
I go on the bus! The bus driver screamed.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №16725
 24.05.2009
Someone who recently discovered "the sims":
xxx (18:03:16 19/05/2009)
How about Sima?
yyy (18:03:50 19/05/2009)
An unrealistic fight.
They say girls are playing it, I’m fucking fuck. How they play it.
IL 2 attack aircraft in control more understandable than these sims

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16724
 24.05.2009
Excerpt from the review of the hentai release:
"... watching a movie increases the tone, extends the penis, enlarges the anus"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №16723
 24.05.2009
We are all smart until we begin to do stupid things.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №16722
 24.05.2009
A friend who lives in Helsinki has a cat. Even the cat. if
My memory doesn’t change, Kamchatka bobtail. To be honest, before
I thought the Bobtails were dogs... at the end of the day, the athletes... the animals.
This breed is much larger than ordinary cats, the tail from nature has
Short, almost like the rice, and the wool has a light red color.
So one day, my husband, a little son and a cat went on a trip.
A weekend in Estonia on an island. They came and found a pit at the water.
have settled. The son started to build a fortress on the sand, the parents put
a tent, and the cat moved into the coastal bushes for hunting. through
For some time, a group of Estonian youths appears on the bench. They
approach adults and tell them excitedly (accent think yourself):
"You do not let your child go far, because there, in the bushes, he walks.
The child rises. We drove him with the bottles, but now he can come.
“Mom...” The hostess takes a step forward and says: “His mother is already
Here is...!”

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