I am tired of working, I want a penis.

I came to work an hour earlier today because of the "bad head does not give my legs rest"

I thought for a long time and came to the conclusion that there could only be one reasonable and logical explanation for your early appearance at work. You made an exact copy of yourself and sent it to work. I am writing copies! Tell your creator that I want it too!! to

I am *ROFL*ROFL*

I came here recently from the phone, I will not hide the sin, on one website category 18+. Naturally packed with advertising. And by chance tapping on some invisible banner I see the following: the play market opens, offering to download.. Yandex browser! This is the one that is the best and safest type, if you believe advertising on TV and everywhere else. But fucking, seriously, I’t download the browser that opened on a link from a porn site. Yandex, did you get stuck?

One of them was a neo-Nazi.
Then I accepted Islam.
And he went — killed his former friends neo-Nazis.

Do you still think you have a boring life?

In my childhood, the most terrible punishment for me was house arrest, I didn’t understand how you could sit all day long and not go anywhere.
xxx: Now that I grew up, I would be happy to sit at home and not go out at all. Times are changing...

Silesta: and there was also a fun TV advertisement at the children's store "Aist":
Easter has come to your house,
It was more fun in him.
All families are happy.
I need to fly more often!

AAA: Cats, are there those among you who have 1000+ active torrents?
What kind of client are you using?

BBB: Do you buy a movie? You are a thief? 😉

CCC: He does not sell. Tagged with: "Relationship"

I am Robin Hood.
AAA: The rich take, the poor give
AAA: Something shit doesn’t sound very much

...the girlfriend handed over the rights to the "Grant", which is without a steering wheel reinforcer and in general a devil-machine. Everyone tells her - well, now you buy your "grant", you will drive.
So why do everyone think I’m going to buy "Grant"?? to
It is stupid to have superpowers and not use them.

If the MPs were to ride in the subway, it would be horrible.

Courtesy, mirrors, everyone has their own train.

At the entrance we have a homeopath. Barakhlit in such a way that if you type the number of our apartment at the bottom, the phone call goes to us in the apartment and another apartment in the entrance, where my classmate and wife's friend live. The door can be opened both from our apartment and from our classmates.
He jumped into the car without taking the keys. I go home and call the apartment number. One of my classmates responds to the home phone first, and while I explain that I need to get home, my wife responds to the home phone. Soon after discovering that the neighbor has already raised the telephone, they begin to talk to each other, after which they say goodbye and put on the telephone. I stood like an idiot at the entrance – none of them opened the door.

In our country, you can approach anyone, embrace him and say, "Okay, don't worry, everything is formed."

A former California engineer has admitted his guilt in the intention to sell secret satellite images to Russian spies. The 49-year-old man took online spy courses and then began looking for opportunities to trade guests.
The engineer worked for a defense contractor and stole secret satellite images and ammunition data from the Pentagon. He assured people he had taken for Russian spies that he could for a long time supply information that the U.S. military hosts on commercial servers.

He began preparing for a spy career in 2013. Over the course of two years, he learned how to trace and hide from the intelligence services on paid online spying courses and invested more than $4,000 in these skills. Shortly before his arrest, he offered the curator to arrange an excursion to the enterprise in which he worked to demonstrate how military spacecraft are built.

It is that all the persons he contacted about the sale of information were overdressed FBI agents. Thro the operation, they monitored his electronic correspondence, listened to his cars and checked his banking transactions.

The main rule of PDD is in the abbreviation of PDD - Miss each other!

Chat IT department
sss: Does anyone have a laser level - for a couple of days?
......
Sss: And level I have not understood?
Kkk: I’m all in the eye :)
VVV: I too
Sss: Jamsut and Rashan are you?? to
vvv: How have you lived without laser levels?
Uuu: Weight and Circle
Uuu: You can pour water on the floor - where it is deeper - there is a hole.
sss: The last 4 answers are all you need to know about the quality of construction in Russia.
What are we, builders?
Uuu: Did you not know? ah
Vvv: And a twisted pair can’t get around without a special tool :(
Tagged: her
uuu: Office scissors cut and straighten with a drill is pressed
Vvv: Well, that’s all you need to know about IT in Russia :)

News: In the Veterinary Center of Petrozavodsk, the doctor M. Firsova imposed a tire on a crumbling hamster
X: Can the cockroach be stuck there?

Magic Petr XXL, [23.05.17 12:39]
When was the last time you drank "Bagbir" or "Fat"?

Vladimir Sh, [23.05.17 12:39]
never

Magic Petr XXL, [23.05.17 12:53]
What did you do in college?

Vladimir Sh, [23.05.17 12:54]
studied

Magic Petr XXL, [23.05.17 12:54]
The sick bastard.

Progress over 100 years.
My Grandma by Mother, 1902 Graduated from the one-class (two-year) Church and Parish School (CPSH). Grandfather of 1905. Two years of class (four years). He was very proud of that. Going to the store, the grandmother left his grandfather a note "Van glyan on the hole of chickens ". My grandfather kept this note and constantly showed it to me. Grandma by father, 1912 She was illiterate: she could neither read nor write. I read her letters and cards from her daughters.
All Higher Education Now!

by Yuri 20:14
I had a few random questions about the mastermind you sent.

by Vitaly 20:15
Give it
I prepared a few random answers.
1st Yes is
2nd No is
Three 42 is
7 is may be

Not a date, but a fateful acquaintance. I was 13 when Icq was becoming popular. And it was then fashionable to write on random numbers in the hope of finding your fate. Surprisingly, I did not meet a single pedophile at the time, usually people just fell in horror at sunset when they learned about their age. And then, once again killing the random nine-digit number, I stumbled upon him.



He asked what he was obliged to do, he said that the acquaintance with a thirteen-year-old lady interested him only in the key of joint... solving problems in mathematics. He threw a couple. I had difficulties with this subject at the time, but no one had come to me with such offers, so I did not want to refuse. I went to decide. I killed for two weeks, but I decided. We talked, he commented on the decisions, talked about some subtleties and gave a book to read about Ferm's theorem. Not just evidence, but history. I read without interrupting, asking for more. It has been around for 4 years! :) We solved problems together, for 4 years he taught out of love for science some strange schoolgirl he had never seen. Naturally, it was to him that I came for advice on which universe to go. He had no doubts for a moment, of course, Matthew. I also had no doubts at the time. We met for the first time in Peter, he took me to Peterhof, took me through the matmeh, told about teachers, about exams, issued literature for preparation and sent me to prepare for admission.



Yes, of course I was in love with him at the time, and I was not 13 years old, but more, but I was given a condition: do it first! Okay I did. Finish the first course! Okay, finished... and now start working as a programmer! Fuck it now! Well what to do, started... and then somehow not before that became, lost. This is a mathematical friend.



Ten years have passed, and I still remember and am endlessly grateful to this man. And let it never be, but without him my life would have been quite different. Without mathematics. What a life without her.

"Through the Fingers" and 59:
S. tells the story of a man who decided to pursue a drone over the yard of the Butyr prison. The drone was shot down, the man was taken, during the interrogation he explained that he did not know how the drone was there. The drone was returned. The man launched it the next day over the territory of the local Ministry of Interior. The drone was shot down, the man was taken, he began to say that he had no choice. He was sent to a psychiatric examination, where he that he could not control the drone: the drone is controlled by a senator from Ohio, using it himself as a live controller. After that, according to S., this person was interrogated by the FSB four times: it found out who was in contact with him, by what channels, where these people in Ohio had his phone, whether he had metal objects in his body. Only then was the man hospitalized.