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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №158083
 24.05.2022
Talk with a friend.

Yes, now people are more open-minded about sex than they were 10 years ago.

And don’t tell me, now we’re gathering a group of people for 10 per hour.

Even less... there will only be one girl to agree to find.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №158082
 24.05.2022
Life Hack for Parents: Tell less interesting stories than your spouse, so that the children ask him every night, rather than you tell them a story before bed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №158081
 24.05.2022
To whom God wants to punish, He gives more seriousness than reason.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №158080
 24.05.2022
The Russian Foreign Ministry permanently banned US President Joe Biden from entering the country. Finally, the Russian entrances will be clean and dry.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158079
 24.05.2022
I haven’t been on electric car for 20 years. Here the need forced, I went to work in the governorate, sat in the electric station, eat. Slept in large. I went on the composition, not much of what I found a toilet, so there was still toilet paper in it. True, she looked like she was cooked in a bouillon and bitten by mice on one side. But it exists, that’s the main thing. Twenty years ago I hadn’t dreamed of that. The RJD is growing and developing.



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