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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32039
 24.06.2010
active discussion on the forum, post on the topic:

Yes, too, thoughts like this began to come to my head, because I smoke, and I smoke. Wherever you go, all the time smoked and without it you get no pleasure. I didn’t smoke, I didn’t smoke for a week. gathered for a weekend from the mountain to ride on inflatable cameras in the winter. Well, and I went into such an affair because of the sharpness of the sensations that again, I climb from the mountain on the camera, and it unfolds so that I climb my back and this process I cease to control and understand that I cannot stop. And with a side-sight, I see that I am carried down from the mountain into the abyss, where all kinds of iron armor lie, young trees throw. I had a thought in my head that I was over... and here, ba-bah... I crashed into a young tree that grows on the edge of the mountain, and thanks to it I did not descend and stop. The blow, of course, was strong, but I had to touch and I didn't break anything, there was only a strong sting on my leg. After that I realized that it was the plants that saved my life, I continue to smoke grass and feel good when I eat it.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32038
 24.06.2010
I look at my wife (G) intern.
The moment when the lobbyists borrow money from everyone.
J: Just like you. There is never money either.
I: Remember, he’s the only man there, straight like me.

She didn’t talk to me for half a day.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32037
 24.06.2010
xxx: Yesterday, I read cases about the types who were preparing the pelmeni and forgotten.
YYY: And what?
XXX is no. I thought in the dimples, and then I remember that I also have pellets prepared!!!! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The next hour I was looking for how they cleaned the pot after that (((

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32036
 24.06.2010
Previously, a man, in order to prove that he is not lying, said: “Here is the cross!”
And now he says: "This is the reference!"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32035
 24.06.2010
thx (15:28:49 24/06/2010)
Advertising: "Are you bored at the office? The Legions of Monsters are waiting for us!"

yyy (15:29:09 24/06/2010)
A dating site?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32034
 24.06.2010
Is the question unhumble?
Please try it ?
Ivan: Did you do the mine?
Annie is not
And right... I didn’t like it.
Anya: bbblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №32033
 24.06.2010
Question to Mailer: Give an example of the characteristics of the student's work by place of practice
Plus, if anyone has examples of already written characteristics, give a couple of ideas.

The best answer: “The real Arians. Character is Nordic, resilient. Heins good relationships with colleagues. He fulfils his duty impeccably. He is relentless to the enemies of the Reich. A great athlete: the Berlin tennis champion. Holiness; in the connections that defamed him, he was not noticed. He was marked with the awards of the Führer and the thanks of the Reichsführer of the SS.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №32032
 24.06.2010
Where did you hide, my cat?
I am here, at your feet.
zzz to xxx: Check the shoes.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32031
 24.06.2010
XXX: No, my anti-virus is silent
XXX: I don’t have it at all

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32030
 24.06.2010
No doubt: I’m sorry, but I’m not going to apologize.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32029
 24.06.2010
Morki (12:18:05 24/06/2010)
Closed in the office, I sit.
Morki (12:18:16 24/06/2010)
I have to wear everything I don’t wear ? ? ?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32028
 24.06.2010
Belo4ka: the fact! He is crazy about you!
Rinspeed: He’s basically without him and I’m not here.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32027
 24.06.2010
x: first day at work, rushed, no one "be healthy!" did not say

X can be shot.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32026
 24.06.2010
Katyamikheeva> This is my colleague, lives in Israel, but last summer returned to Russia, with an argument of the type... not safe there, half a year lived in Moscow and safely went back with the words... better I run to bomb shelters...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32025
 24.06.2010
<@hozhkha> Am I confusing you with someone?
<@Right_Cator> me - fuck me with whom you confuse
<@Right_Cat> I am confusing myself with who should ;)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32024
 24.06.2010
And everyone saw the bear watching Schwarzenegger yesterday in the news. I thought he would get a cell phone and start tweeting, I’m going with the Terminator!!!..

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32023
 24.06.2010

The Lord:
Yesterday in the military.
Miss Cherry :
and
The Lord:
And they were very happy to see me. I was searched by police and firefighters.
Miss Cherry :
Why is
The Lord:
He has not appeared in the military since 2007.
Miss Cherry :
So what next?
The Lord:
Well, they said I fucked everyone so much that they don’t even know what to do.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32022
 24.06.2010
XXX: How are you doing?
yyy: cute (I sit in the window)
XXX Why?
I walk with a cat.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №32021
 24.06.2010
Smerichka: I just had selective sex in the director’s office

LevelDog : Yes? And now what? Smoking and sleeping?

Smerichka: No... I’ll shut up in the bathroom. I cry...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №32020
 24.06.2010
XXX:...for the first time I need to get rid of this fatty hair stuff.
Your cat thinks the same about you.

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