Income is not someone else’s child: it doesn’t grow fast.

I am a florist. A young man called the salon and ordered a bouquet with delivery, strangely commenting, saying, "I need such a bouquet to give." She made a nice bouquet and sent it by courier. Tonight I go on a double date: my acquaintance couple and their friend. A friend with a bouquet. In other words, “to give.” Romantic to say.

After the match with Denmark at the European Championship, the Russian football team was recognized as an undesirable organization in Russia.

I once decided to joke about my wife while she was going out for a walk with her daughter, photographing her phone on the shelf. When they came out I sent her a photo of the phone on the shelf and wrote that they were forgotten at home. Five minutes later, they came back on the phone.

Xxx: Once I came to an interview for the post of an administrator. All I needed was to impress with my appearance, good manners and clear, literate speech. I prepared seriously for possible questions from the evening. Before I got up to make the perfect hairstyle and makeup, a sharpened t-shirt all the things... I chose the most beautiful shoes on an 11 centimetre shaft, and now it’s time.  I enter the office. There I am met by a manager, a HR manager and a secretary of a very important kind. I, filled with my own dignity and gigantic competence, walk away from my hip, the sound echo of the spikes every step permeates silence, the beard is not below the line of the horizon... In short, all in the image.

At the end of the interview a little nervous until the palms sweat. Everything was quite standard and as if I caused positive emotions in everyone.  With a radiant smile, I thank you for the attention given, I say goodbye and the same walk from the hip I go out, I pull the door, and it does not open, I pull stronger - it does not open, I pull even stronger the door with the force flies away and I fall on the swab with a huge dirty cloth, and the door pen remains in my hand.

The HR manager ran and opened the door to me, which was a meter to the right.

At this point, the leader calmly said:

What a strong and persistent girl.

I was ashamed of the light in my eyes, I apologized, cuddled and fled.



All upset jumped into the router, used in the bag to look for money, and there the same door pen lies.



For some reason they did not call me.