Kostiya is an orphan, an old single and my best friend.



During my second pregnancy I fell asleep repair and Kostya visited us almost every week.

And here I am in the receiver of the maternity home, calls Kosta to clarify something about repair, I say:

“Costa, let’s go later, I’m now in the hospital.

Meaning in the hospital?

In the birthplace.

Silent silence at the end of the wire. I am :

Don’t tell me you didn’t see me pregnant.

Both are confused:

I thought you were fat and that was all.

At 16 years old: I ask if they will be at the party.

At 18 years old: I ask if I will be at the party.

At 20 years old: I ask if I will be at the party of Kalyan

At 25 years old: I ask if they will feed at the party

At 27 years old: I ask if I can not go to a party

I worked with a colleague (retirement age). He spent his childhood in places where peanuts were grown.

We asked him once:

-Victor Palych, here you all childhood grew up on the "barrel", tell me how to choose a garlic

-Now guys.. (everyone was silent, listened, remember the tail not the tail, the net, the boy / girl). You go past watermelons, take care of yourself, then “smell” it, break it, try it. If it is delicious, you eat; if not, you take another. There are no more secrets.

Today is my birthday. I decided to run to the sister of the deceased grandfather, to note, or not look at it for a long time - not good. She ran to the sushi so that the aunt did not bother herself cooking, she is 80, blind, and this time - and lunch is unusual (she likes sushi). I make an order and here I see - a birthday gift to order rolls to choose. Oh that wonderful!

I: Oh, and I have a birthday!

Can I get a passport?

I’m in my bag and I know I forgot it. Give it up!

- Guess, I say, there is no passport, but there is an idea.

I go to the office and show the cashier a tab with messages, where in a series of more than 50 greetings from different people.

- Okay, counted, - laughs the cashier, - choose the rolls!

Thanks to this lovely girl for understanding.

The colleagues shared.

The law firm is engaged in bankruptcy, liquidation mainly.

The arbitration manager instructs an employee (let us call her Galey) to send documents to the tax office of the city of N, for which he issues 500 rubles for postal expenses. The task is completed, receipts, the inventory of the investment are tailored to the case.



A few days later a call:

Is the arbitrator like that?

and yes.

- You are concerned by the inspector of the federal tax service of the city N. We have received your letter with the inventory of the investment. I have a question about the documents you submitted.

Ask to ask.

For what purpose did you give us 500 rubles?



The operator turns the phone to the side:

A-A-A-A-A-A-A-I-I-I-I-I-I-I

Someone has a food basket and someone has a budget basket.

The driver was Anton Pavlovich Chekhov. Currently in retirement. He is stopped somehow by a haishnik, takes documents, reads: Chekhov Anton Pavlovich.
“It is a pity,” he said, “that you are not Anatoly. It would be like a classic!

Where does the State Department get the money to fund Navalny?
Yes, from the taxes that our Russian officials pay for real estate abroad!