O_O
Google asks you to contact him.
Enjoy me, Google
Answer: You may have meant:"Enjoy me, Google"

XXX: Greetings

YYYY :
%sender %sender %

How much is 2+2?

There are 3 attempts!

(The Automatic Message)

XHH: 4

YYY: You have guessed!

XXX: Did you guess?? to
This is a crazy spam bot!! I knew!! to

And your parents are also happy when the lights cut off and you finally break off the comp?))) My dad yesterday when the light was cut out shouted "Hello to the mountains of light".

The sanitary enters.
I asked the pencil first.
entered returned
Then shrink.
Such a modest
Then he asks
You have the internet yes.
Oh the internet
There is everything there.
Almost everything
What about the creation of our universe?
must seek
clearly

and left
I’ll print it, I’ll take it.)
While he walked with the shark.
quietly without words left next to his tool on the window
Happy came in.
thanked
He told his opinion.
ppc
Life is such a thing.
Whoever makes the sort of things he thinks about what he will leave behind in this world.
Unlike those who are filled.

Blonde> C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts – where is it?? to

Coach at the Yacht Club "Leader":
So, guys... Either you’re putting yourself out in full and doing everything to win, or the next time on your T-shirts the letter “L” will be very difficult to cure from the letter “P”!

I sit in the server room, the admin in the headphones that everyone is listening listening for a long time, hits the switch and the headphones turned off, the sound went from the speakers: "How to calm down from stress. The second chapter"

On the box is written: Handsfree. And the following translation is "hands. free of charge" o_o

And why can’t I ever read the correct phrase from the first time: “I’ve already sent you?”
Because they can’t write it right from the first time.
c) DH

xxx: It seems like all KISS songs on the same theme - "let's fight"!
YYY: No, there are even more anti-war.
xxx: Agha - "war of the hook, let's fight"

How to reinstall Win XP if you have an Office 2003 and Office 2007 disk?
I thought for a long time what to answer...

As my acquaintance says: Berks are universal shoes, they are equally dirty and in winter, and in the mountains, on the alloy, and in diving, and with a parachute :)

<Terrens> Urgent!!! The control is burning! Who knows what a WAHABIT is???? to
<Asterot> I'm going to ask you
<Asterot> Wahhabit is in Islam the measure of the volume of information. 1 Wahhabit = 1 of 8 Wahhabits. equal to the Orthodox bite. Or 1\8 Orthodox kilobytes.
<Terrens> thank you very much!!!!! to
<Asterot> Yes for nothing, always ready to help! ))

Humor is not –
Please forgive me. I’ll write a one-time UG and I won’t do it anymore. K to:
Half a year I played PS3 in GTA4, I drove around the city, I pressed people under a fun song, then I went and sang it, I fell in the soul... I liked it.
Give me a trick"

The citizens! I, as a musician, dislike this position: Although I do not like the song, but it is a myth, and therefore - trouble. I like this song, but it’s fucking rough, so fucking.
This is called lack of taste and lack of opinion. Personally, I’m drawn from Ranetkook to bluff, but if they like you, then you should be deeply purple before I think it’s your choice. Adapters are fucking.
Apologize again.

Leader: We take some piece with holes and fold everything there.
The shit with the holes is you, fool! And what you took is called shit!
_______________________________________________________
This is Sergey Yurievich Beljakov from Taganrog! We found him!

Russian men ordered pizza and girls, then they made bets who would come faster.

The real story.

I talk to a girl - a model, filmed for FHM, beautiful, unrealistic, all men turn their heads. Smart, educated, travelled half the world, surrounded by millionaires, elite, etc.
I decided to stick to the end and not fall in love, but I just couldn’t help but dissolve after she said she really loved playing Mortal Kombat, her favorite fighter Subzero, and called the button sequence for 2x combo... )

Dima, I understand: you’re a man with a kind of sense of humor... tell me, on which shit did you stick the flash to the usb node?? to

The Astrakhan region. Bus stop in a clean area. It is written with a beautiful letter "Happiness".

Blondes are burning. One girl writes a comment to another photo:
Q: On whose bed are you lying? Wearing clothes and..."