It was when all the phones had wires. I went to a friend. We drink tea. The phone ringed. She approaches and takes the phone.

-Allo！ Well！ And you, what you offer？Well, unload in the fourth.

He puts the phone and explains:

My phone was probably a controller. We are constantly being called from a factory. They ask where to discharge the cars. At first, I told you that the phone was home. Then tired. We are managing the factory. What to do？

My girlfriend and I were 17 when her parents left for a couple of weeks and we decided to live together. It is clear that young blood, nights (and sometimes not only nights) passed violently. During this time we lost a lot of weight, and when I got home, my mother, gently speaking, was in shock. When asked what happened to me, I replied that we were just running in the morning, and my father added, “We were jumping at night.”

My friend is very cynical.

As soon as he stands late in the evening in front of the light, waiting for the green.

2 boys pass by, aged 20, are going to go on red.

He said to them, “Girls, stand up!”

They slow down, on the ponts turn to him.

A friend gets the phone, turns on the camera: “Go!”

Waiting for the green.

A dream not fulfilled in time is not considered fulfilled.

of Russian capitalism.

One girl, a manager on the sidelines, earned 150 thousand rubles a month. That is, orders she brought millions for 10-15.

What would a foreign capitalist do? He built a labor team and announced gratitude before the service, handed a check and some coffee maker as a gift.

What did the Russian capitalist do? He went into overwhelming thoughtfulness and ordered the accountancy to give up everything and look for financial violations in the girl for past years. Of course found. Then the girl’s quarrel began, which ended with a verdict:

You get 20 thousand, and the rest goes to cover past violations.

The girl resigned.

I talked to other girls managers. Everywhere the same. In a fur trading network, a girl-seller from God, in order not to pay the annual bonus, organized a criminal case, finding cash breaches of one and a half thousand rubles.

Putin would have long fed schoolchildren hot lunches, but the constitution did not allow him to do so.