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[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21787
 25.10.2009
Per it is better not to arrange holivars but simply add on ALL bilateral roads concrete funnels with a height of 1 meter, a length of 98 meters and a mandatory gap of 2 meters (between sections or in the middle, if the total distance to the hole / transition is more than 100 m.) is?
• Low export;
You cannot go to a meeting;
You cannot move in the wrong place.
Less blind with lightning
must be done;
Cheap and angry, enough for 60 years (if no accidents).
The transitions are raised 10 centimeters above the road (sport cars will be fought in packs), which will make them more dry and easier to use.

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №21786
 25.10.2009
x-hard: Idiotism - for several pirate programs (installed on a home PC) give six years in prison (Article 146, Section 3), and for the murder of two or more persons, committed in a state of affection (Article 107, Section 2) - five.
It is linuxway. ))
X-HARD: In my case, it is easier to put down those inspectors who come to me, and then to press the court on the fact that the seizure of my property caused me a temporary discouragement of mind.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №21785
 25.10.2009
Medvedev urged not to turn the discussion of last elections into a funeral of democracy. That is, he is so cruel that he will leave unentered what has died.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №21784
 25.10.2009
I sit at a friend's telecast.
Tag: I am injured
And then he said: Turn off this shit, the more it repeats.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №21783
 25.10.2009
Is the Halloween costume ready? Who will you be?
Vampires, ghosts and other impurities.
Professor Van Helsing?
by Scooby-Doo

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №21782
 25.10.2009
What about the black man who was accused of killing the girl?
Was sentenced to a year in prison.
HHH: What is it? A year for such a crime?
Noah... Noah...
The court found that it was not he who killed him.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №21781
 25.10.2009
Yesterday my cat died.
YYY: What, did he take it and die?
No fuck with special effects.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21780
 25.10.2009
From the news:
The competition for children to throw dead rabbits, which was held annually in a town in New Zealand, was cancelled in 2009 due to complaints of animal rights defenders The Daily Telegraph.

At the same time, the organizer of the contest, Joe Moriarty, called the cancellation of the contest "a madness of political correctness" and assured that local children love animals.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №21779
 25.10.2009
Happy Driver Day guys! Thank you to all who slow down, missing us, pedestrians, even where we shouldn’t be. Happy the road!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №21778
 25.10.2009
Would you also prefer to build a fountain in your honor instead of discounts? D.A

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №21777
 25.10.2009
Mo3r1984: Only in Russia you can watch a movie before the premiere
Barcus: And to play a game that didn’t come out on a wheel that didn’t come out.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21776
 25.10.2009
from the local forum.
Frankey: "The photographer is not the technique, but the person"
"The masterpiece can also be removed on Chinese soap"
Have you ever paid attention to the fact that only those who say this do not take pictures on a mobile phone, but on 20 megapixel mirrors with optics for 50 pieces? =) is

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №21775
 25.10.2009
I dream that my grandmother is calling me.
Docent: and says, you know, Artem’s server fell.
Docent: you give me a rute pass, I will do fsck and apache with the muscle up.
Docent: Well, I think, God give you health, grandmother, or I get to the nearest Internet to squeeze and squeeze.
Docent: And here I want to tell her the password, and I understand that the password is obscene, and the language does not turn such a grandmother to speak.
Docent: Here I was in a cold sweat and woke up.
Grandma said she laughed. and :)

[ + 185 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21774
 25.10.2009
The distribution of torrents is not closed by copyright holders, but by the organization "Russian Shield", in which a bunch of superstitious fools sit, obstructing our main right - free file exchange on the network.

Let's sit like that - and nothing but Linux can be downloaded on T-ru at all.

So what am I...? It’s time to break down their self-esteem and their servers.

Those who don’t joke!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21773
 25.10.2009
I read the culinary forum:

Wheat and wheat.

I read the recipe three times :)


[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №21772
 25.10.2009
I will have a cat today!
I am jealous of you.
I have pasta again.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №21771
 25.10.2009
Alexander (15:11:02 23/10/2009)
I told you how we were frightened at our customs, that it was impossible to transport foods to the EU, that you need to eat everything if you are lucky, otherwise they will give a dog.
Alexander (15:12:02 23/10/2009)
I saw this dog.
a sardine with legs, in the tired eyes of which it was read "how you read me with your meal заебааали";

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №21770
 25.10.2009
Presented in lectures:
“I will let you go and I will let you go, and it is not in your interest to prevent me from doing it.”

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №21769
 25.10.2009
<Morko> you’re trolling them I don’t understand
<Split> I need to write a diploma. )
<Morko> and what? Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
<Splush> you understand what it is... I know the psychology of our person well ))
If I just fell to them in the community and said, “People, I’m writing my diploma, where can I look?” In the best case, I would be ignored.
<Splush> and so I will post something like "Nicholas the Second - fool!"
<Splush> and I am now with dozens of people willing to prove the opposite to me. And with the mountain references to all his biography and everything that has ever been written about him.
<Splush> just take the stones, throw the mat and the diploma is ready)))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21768
 25.10.2009
Conversation in the tram:
Girl (watching the ticket): Interesting, but the 404 tickets actually exist?
The guy: They exist. No one can find them.)

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