Some bring earrings, others are not easy.

The son of a friend was hysterical about the unbought new phone, issued the crown phrase: "I did not ask me to give birth!" Silence is a sign of consent. Shut up then? Don’t get out now.” The boy hanged for 15 minutes.

The State Duma has introduced a bill banning the media from mentioning the nationality of criminals. So now you will never guess who exactly shot in the air at the wedding.

We all have a friend who has sex everywhere. I want to point out that the wives of such frogs are far from outwardly ahti. I suggest not to discuss their wives and their husbands. Such a type was our Yura in our brigade, he lay in the hospital and scared the nurse, then did repairs in someone in the apartment and scared the hostess, etc. Here he went to a shop next to his home, in the end, drunk at 0 called Vova and Vova took him home. There he dropped Yura near his apartment (wife did not let, I don't remember) and Vova himself went home. A few days later, our Yuri began to tell how terrified the director of this store. Here I have to pause and give the word to the master of our brigade.

Master - [With a thoughtful face] Is the director in the same store a man?! to

Since then, Yuri has not told this story, and we have rotted every time Vova is in a pair with the master eë repeated)

I was 6-7 years old. I came to my mother to work after school, she gave me money and ordered me to buy two bushes of bread of today’s warm (we had our own bakery in the city) and five or six of yesterday’s and yesterday’s (we kept pigs and sheep), and for the delivery of flashbacks, how much will come out. He gave me two large bags. The shop was 10 meters across the road. So I came to the store, the seller told me that the bread is only today and that three bowls. I told him to buy a fireplace. In the end, I got a whole bag of fireworks. I don’t remember that my mom mocked me, rather they and dad roared for a long time. I was already in class in 9-11th, and daddy, burning the stove, said, "Daaaaaaaaah, you will not meet such light bulbs now, thank you, daughter, the stove is burning from one stove." I am 38 and at every family feast they remember this story.