O_O Judging by the trailer, I didn’t read that Karenina in school (((

YYY: Broke up in the cheek
XXX What Happened?
YYY: Drunk and shouting "I am Gandalf! You don’t go through it!"I didn’t let her go to the toilet.

Be a rebel! Do not be like everyone! Go to the company with your wife!! to

During the investigation, it was found that the theft was committed by an employee of the Kirov branch of the police, who was responsible for the storage of material evidence. He damaged the packaging and pulled out about 15 kilograms of marijuana. To hide the shortage, he dried the usual grass and mixed it through the hole in the bag with the drug. At the same time, the police officer, apparently, could not correctly calculate the ratio and added too little grass to the bag.

c) Slow

XXX: My phone was stolen.
Yyy: Santa Claus is probably gathering gifts

xxx: in Gold Babylon there was a detention, on the floor lay a bloody man in bracelets, and around mint, zevaki and doctors
Or maybe America? Want to adopt a child?

D is a girl, P is a boy
D: Let’s be clear, there’s one thing I don’t like about you.
Q: Let me try to guess: am I paying you little attention?
D: not
Q: Am I throwing things away?
D: not
Q: Do we have different interests?
D: No, you never guess, you don’t read.
Q: Yes, you’re right, I’d never cheated.
Q: What do you not like most about me?
A few minutes pass.
Q: You know, I can’t say that I don’t like you the most... you’re angry with me.

What do you need for girls to want you?
WOW: To go to the gym, read books, and be able to do Kunis.)

He is pleased with the advertisement of a bank about a loan for retirees, where the grandfather tells his son and wife when they are going to the electric car that he has taken another loan. And they have such sad eyes that it is immediately clear why they drive the electric car...

XXX is 1. Take a lot of cats together.
2nd Cover them
Three The Profit!! to
xxx: the perfect mocking blanket
XXX: and then scatter the whiskey on the floor and see how the blanket dusts your floor.

<CreeMap> your feelings during the loss of virginity?
<Andrew> The feeling of irreparable loss...

I love these stories about how I divorced my first wife in which your wife is so funny and stupid. Are you born married? Or who was the fool when you got married?

A website for men. What to do if the girl is offended:
"The behaviors of women are different. But the real cause of insult is rare."

Forum Kill Me Please

I had a friend who at the age of 24 was surprised by the fact that dogs drink water and eat food. I was a 3 year old student!!! to

Yyy: Sorry, but what do you think dogs ate?? to

XXX is nothing. They eat nothing. They do not need. Cats, by the way, too. All other animals except cows. Because he knew they were eating grass.

Nessy
A friend told yesterday..she was driving with the driver, and he played Shanson..and there the song Maidanov was - No regret. And in the singing he always sang: nothing is wrong, only if the cat did not grow. At first she thought she heard it...but in every song he sang like that. She even asked the driver, maybe it was a zone concept? He touched her and said, “No stings, no roses.”

Light mayonnaise is like light cigarettes. The illusion of security.

In 1972, a 20-year-old postman from Palma de Mallorca was sentenced to three hundred eighty-four thousand nine hundred and twelve years for not delivering a letter. According to the investigation, he did not deliver more than four thousand letters. This is the longest term in the history of the Spanish judicial system. Not only in Spain, but throughout the world. The same should be done with the Russian post.)

xxx: Why, if "soy cooking" lies in the department, as you wrote, "healthy eating" - they are offgenically useful. Soya sauce is also cool and beneficial. And if added, for example, to the sausage - then a terrible poison, GMOs and the cause of cancer?

The Renault-Fluence Club

C: at the end of August 900 km. Who has less?

Yyy: 700 km in two weeks) like winning at the minimum?

zzz: No, I didn’t win...I posted earlier: the winner is a retired employee. Solnechnogorsky r-on Moscow Oblast. He came to the TOP-1 a year after buying a flue to OD Avant...on his speed meter was a figure - 52 km! Here is the winner!

Yyy: Fuck how it felt, I should have stopped earlier.

Isn’t I beautiful without a sleeve?
BBB : AHA
What is AHA?
You are not beautiful without a bracelet.
Aaa to cut?
BBB: In the sense... if you are not beautiful without it, you should cut it off?
AAA: What about otherwise?
bbb: Katya, if you don’t have a sleeve, then how will the situation change for the better if you don’t have it as a result of cutting off????????????????????????? to
A: I don’t want to talk to you!